damn, just got back from the hospital

[liftsiron]

Nothing a good shit wouldn't take care of.

 

[cgi2]

Re: Stretch marks

Remember to use the items for your skin: cocoa butter, vitamin e, etc. Now that you're off the dbol you're not in so much danger of popping. Unless you're swallowing whole alka-seltzers.

Vitamin E is a gimmick. Your skin cant absorb vitamins; you have to injest it.

 

[the mechanic]

What are we going to do with you Mike ?

 

[ragin']

never heard of that . glad to hear you're okay.

 

[RADAR]

I had that before..trapped gas can be a painful thing..glad you're ok!! RADAR

 

[BigPsyco]

Mary Mother of Christ my friend, when your skin be a stretching that's when you know you've eaten to much. Abort! Abort! Just lie on your back, take a really sharp pin and poke a small hole in your stomach to let the gas out to relieve the pressure. You should hear a very high pitched noise as the gas escapes. Either that, or plant your face in a pillow and bring your knees as close to your chest as possible, sticking your ass in the air and hope that you pass the gas before you explode.

bwahaa, drink some milk of magnesia

 

[John Woe]

Fart brother! Rip some ass!!

 

[Wynn]

Re: Re: Stretch marks

Vitamin E is a gimmick. Your skin cant absorb vitamins; you have to injest it.

Correction: E lotion.

Maybe it is a gimmick. Some swear by it.

 

[nautica]

Tell me more Nathan - I think my wife must have the same thing he did.

 

[Montecristo]

I've gotten that. Those swallowable simethicone pills work very very well (if you take 1gram or so!!!)