d-bag at the gym

[stevesmi]

Hate the crossfitters jumping in and trying to work in on my pull-ups doing the most retarded kipping swinging pull-ups god damn, or when I am Deadlifting and I go to cross off my a lift on my notepad and I turn around to see some Turd pulling weights off my bar like I literally just turned around!! Or this one fucking guy at my gym comes and he sees me squatting , loads up the squat rack next to me with 405.. He's def juiced about mid 30's chest puffed out walking like a rooster , I'm thinking. There's no way this chicken legged fuck can do a parallel 405 squat so I watch him psych himself up to some Katy perry I'm certain, lift up shakily step a half step back, bang out 3 squats with about 3 inches of movement and re rack. Turns to me smiling and is like " not bad for an old timer eh kid ?" Boy Was i rotted but I just smirked at him and proceeded with my squats .


Ride it like you stole it!!

the rooster walkers crack me up. they walk around the gym with their chests out and guts hanging over their belts. why are they always looking around too?

 

[burnthiscorpse]

All I can say is fucking wow.

 

[noodles1010]

At the gym to tonight and walking on the hamster wheel after lifting... The treds are all up on a mezzanine so I'm looking down at all of them, and saw there was the "I just off work" clique chatting it up and one person working out, across the gym was the "cross fit" clique chatting it up and one person working out, the "douche bag" clique chatting it up and one guy working out..... This went on and on until I said to myself smh.. It's time to go to a new gym. This place is a god damn social club. People are trying to talk to me and I just point to my head phones and say gimmie a min... 9 times outta ten they leave me alone. In any case, like I said its time to go to a new gym. This shit just pisses me off.

 

[mstiles87]

At the gym to tonight and walking on the hamster wheel after lifting... The treds are all up on a mezzanine so I'm looking down at all of them, and saw there was the "I just off work" clique chatting it up and one person working out, across the gym was the "cross fit" clique chatting it up and one person working out, the "douche bag" clique chatting it up and one guy working out..... This went on and on until I said to myself smh.. It's time to go to a new gym. This place is a god damn social club. People are trying to talk to me and I just point to my head phones and say gimmie a min... 9 times outta ten they leave me alone. In any case, like I said its time to go to a new gym. This shit just pisses me off.

There's a crossfit clique at my gym It's about 8 guys all come in at th same time literally grab all the bars clear all the benches out and set up a crossfit circle jerk. I get to the gym today first day back after a business trip all weekend I see a sign from he owner saying crossfit is banned at his facility if you are caught doing crossfit routines you will be banned or life. I love m gym again

 

[burnthiscorpse]

There's a crossfit clique at my gym It's about 8 guys all come in at th same time literally grab all the bars clear all the benches out and set up a crossfit circle jerk. I get to the gym today first day back after a business trip all weekend I see a sign from he owner saying crossfit is banned at his facility if you are caught doing crossfit routines you will be banned or life. I love m gym again

That's fucking awsome.

 

[mstiles87]

That's fucking awsome.

Owner has a no phone policy leave it in your car or the locker if you have it on the floor you can gtfo or put it away but your only warned once...

 

[Goat23]

^^^ where is your fucking gym!! Love it!do the crossfitters still go?

 

[burnthiscorpse]

Owner has a no phone policy leave it in your car or the locker if you have it on the floor you can gtfo or put it away but your only warned once...

He'd have to suck my balls on that one as my phone is my mp3 player and I'm constantly changing playlists between Justin Bieber and Britney Spears , depending on my mood.

 

[C0LUMB0]

He'd have to suck my balls on that one as my phone is my mp3 player and I'm constantly changing playlists between Justin Bieber and Britney Spears , depending on my mood.

Thats hardcore bro.

 

[mstiles87]

^^^ where is your fucking gym!! Love it!do the crossfitters still go?

Didn't see them there yesterday but I had been out since Friday on a business. Trip will be interesting to see if they show up tonight