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d-bag at the gym
- Thread starter chaos13
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My gym is in a large sports facility so the bathrooms are not just for gym members. There is always at least one toilet with a 3 pound pile of shit sitting in it and a half a roll of shit tickets wadded up on top of them.
^^^ when i used to play football during halftime you couldn't pee in the bathrooms in the locker room, they would be occupied with guys sitting on the toilet the entire halftime. they would just sit on them the whole time. and the stench was too much to use the urinals, i would just wait till we went out onto the field for the 3rd quarter and pee in a cup on the sideline.
i think a small percentage of the population has shitting problems if they have to spend all of halftime sitting on the toilet. or maybe its their way of relaxation during halftime? i just don't get it. you know what time the game is, why not shit before the game?
i think a small percentage of the population has shitting problems if they have to spend all of halftime sitting on the toilet. or maybe its their way of relaxation during halftime? i just don't get it. you know what time the game is, why not shit before the game?
Yeah, shit problems. Because all the guys that are in there are really fucking fat or they are those chicken leg having giant overhanging beer gut having slobs. They sit down and make the most disgusting shit noises. Farting and gurgling and splatting ect....its obvious their diets consist of boxed foods, hot dogs, beer, ect ughhhh im getting sick just talking about it.
Or the guy that uses a clean toilet then you go in and there is shit between the seat and rim and up under the lip of the bowl. How the fuck is that possible? !!!!! getting shit in places that you would need to actually place it in!!!
rustilldown
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Hate the crossfitters jumping in and trying to work in on my pull-ups doing the most retarded kipping swinging pull-ups god damn, or when I am Deadlifting and I go to cross off my a lift on my notepad and I turn around to see some Turd pulling weights off my bar like I literally just turned around!! Or this one fucking guy at my gym comes and he sees me squatting , loads up the squat rack next to me with 405.. He's def juiced about mid 30's chest puffed out walking like a rooster , I'm thinking. There's no way this chicken legged fuck can do a parallel 405 squat so I watch him psych himself up to some Katy perry I'm certain, lift up shakily step a half step back, bang out 3 squats with about 3 inches of movement and re rack. Turns to me smiling and is like " not bad for an old timer eh kid ?" Boy Was i rotted but I just smirked at him and proceeded with my squats .
Ride it like you stole it!!
Ride it like you stole it!!
Power Cord
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Yeah cause it's totally worth getting arrested and going to jail for...... Not
Power Cord
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Good luck explaining to the judge you physically assaulted a guy because he removed the plate from your bar.
rustilldown
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A good right hook can be a good problem solver at times 
lol
Ride it like you stole it!!
lol Ride it like you stole it!!
