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For 2 nights and almost 3 days after getting arrested for an investigation of a possible police officer assaoult. I still don't know what that bullshit means but I do know that patriot act has something to do with it, therefore patriot act sucks evil cock.
I'm sorry for letting everyone down on a promise I made in another thread regarding No more getting blacked out when drinking and doing stupid shit afterwards but alcohol sneaked up on me again. This means me 2 - 68 alcohol or somwhere in that range. Anyway, I will try to give you nuggas a quick summary but might get carried away.
So, I wake up around 11am to a smell of a fresh baked pizza and a noisy group of assholes which happen to be my friends and girlfriends. By 12:30pm I ate a medium sized pepperoni pizza and drank I'd say about 3/4ths of a half gallon tequila. I was peer pressured as hell into drinking faster since the football game that we were going to was few hours away so it was about time for us to head out and tailgate. As I stepped outside my house turned into a big blur of blurry blur.
Apperntly I survived through the next 2 hours or so but when it was time to go into the stadium I started being a retard. First of all I pushed some asshole down who was standing next to me and told me to watch out. That got the cops attention so I started running the opposite direction from the stadium in zig zags, slapping people on their chest. I'm suprised I didn't go streakin but that was probobly because I was stopped by some woman asshole cop who litteraly jacked my tickets outta my pockets. I got pissed off and told her I will sue her, she told me she will arrest me for tresspessing to which according to my girlfriend I replied by verbally threatening her shitty life. I wasn't really gonna do anything but at that point It never crossed my mind that talking shit to a popo wasn't a good idea. So she calls the backup which happens to be the university police who supposedly know how to deal with students. Anyway, we had a little chit chat and I told them that her bitchass better give my ticket back or so and so and so and so and so and so. He obviously got tired of it and told me to stay 1 foot away from him at all times to which I did but that didn't stop me from talkin. So he arrrested me which I finally foudn out why the other day from a police report. That fucker said as I took my hand out of my pocket he felt as if I was going to "POKE" him. Fucker. So he did what an officer is supposed to do and grabbed my hand and handcuffed me. Anyway, for all the shit that I told him in those 15 minutes of my free speech time he paid me back by tighting those handcuffs extra tight. I still have numbness near my thumbs and it's been close to 25 days or so. Anyway, I remember talkin shit to him the whole time I was in his car after which they took me to the university police station. I tried to break everything in sight and on the way to the cell so since cops are pretty mean they ganged up on me and I had to surrender. I regret that now because there was 4 cops litteraly standing on my body while trying to make me do some gymanstic/acrobatic shit long after I gave up on fighting back. At this point I couldn't help but laugh while my body parts were stretched in every which direction when all that had to be done is put the hadncuffs back on me. What a buncha a fucking retards, at least I had alcohol as an excuse but how do you explain putting handcuffs on a dude for good 5 minutes or so. So I got transffered to a county jail where i tried to escape out of my cell for next 3 hours unsuccesfully. I finally woke up with a huge bump on my head, cut up purple hands from the handcuffs, sccratched up knees and elbows. While the experience in jail was interesting to some extent, it was the most boring time of my life. If I ever have to do time, I will just kill myself before going through that shit. Props to those people who can last in there for more then 10 days.
Anyway, since it was a possible assault my case had to be heard by the judge but since it was the weekend I had to be in jail till monday. I was pretty excited about seeing the judge actually and when they told me I'm not going to have a hearing I fell into a deep depression. I wanted to get outta there so bad as I ran outta fun things to do such as counting to a billion, seeing if I could walk in a circle for 3 hrs straight and not get a headeche, sorta trying to come up with some rhymes to make a rap song, taking a dump, counting different colors of passing cars on the freeway from my tiny little window, peeing a lot which is the result of drinking as much water as possible as a form of entertaining myself and all this other fun stuff that can be done in there. Anyway, they released me on a monday night and I was the happiest person alive. I went to the best restourant in town with my girl and took a shower in a clean shower. Next day I got a good job and I stopped drinking up untill last weekends footbal game where I once again had to talk to cops for hitting a stop sign with my hand. They wanted me to take a walk with them but I managed to talk myselkf out of it. Probobly because it was in a different city where people do nothing but drink and hit stop signs with their hands.
I'm sorry for letting everyone down on a promise I made in another thread regarding No more getting blacked out when drinking and doing stupid shit afterwards but alcohol sneaked up on me again. This means me 2 - 68 alcohol or somwhere in that range. Anyway, I will try to give you nuggas a quick summary but might get carried away.
So, I wake up around 11am to a smell of a fresh baked pizza and a noisy group of assholes which happen to be my friends and girlfriends. By 12:30pm I ate a medium sized pepperoni pizza and drank I'd say about 3/4ths of a half gallon tequila. I was peer pressured as hell into drinking faster since the football game that we were going to was few hours away so it was about time for us to head out and tailgate. As I stepped outside my house turned into a big blur of blurry blur.
Apperntly I survived through the next 2 hours or so but when it was time to go into the stadium I started being a retard. First of all I pushed some asshole down who was standing next to me and told me to watch out. That got the cops attention so I started running the opposite direction from the stadium in zig zags, slapping people on their chest. I'm suprised I didn't go streakin but that was probobly because I was stopped by some woman asshole cop who litteraly jacked my tickets outta my pockets. I got pissed off and told her I will sue her, she told me she will arrest me for tresspessing to which according to my girlfriend I replied by verbally threatening her shitty life. I wasn't really gonna do anything but at that point It never crossed my mind that talking shit to a popo wasn't a good idea. So she calls the backup which happens to be the university police who supposedly know how to deal with students. Anyway, we had a little chit chat and I told them that her bitchass better give my ticket back or so and so and so and so and so and so. He obviously got tired of it and told me to stay 1 foot away from him at all times to which I did but that didn't stop me from talkin. So he arrrested me which I finally foudn out why the other day from a police report. That fucker said as I took my hand out of my pocket he felt as if I was going to "POKE" him. Fucker. So he did what an officer is supposed to do and grabbed my hand and handcuffed me. Anyway, for all the shit that I told him in those 15 minutes of my free speech time he paid me back by tighting those handcuffs extra tight. I still have numbness near my thumbs and it's been close to 25 days or so. Anyway, I remember talkin shit to him the whole time I was in his car after which they took me to the university police station. I tried to break everything in sight and on the way to the cell so since cops are pretty mean they ganged up on me and I had to surrender. I regret that now because there was 4 cops litteraly standing on my body while trying to make me do some gymanstic/acrobatic shit long after I gave up on fighting back. At this point I couldn't help but laugh while my body parts were stretched in every which direction when all that had to be done is put the hadncuffs back on me. What a buncha a fucking retards, at least I had alcohol as an excuse but how do you explain putting handcuffs on a dude for good 5 minutes or so. So I got transffered to a county jail where i tried to escape out of my cell for next 3 hours unsuccesfully. I finally woke up with a huge bump on my head, cut up purple hands from the handcuffs, sccratched up knees and elbows. While the experience in jail was interesting to some extent, it was the most boring time of my life. If I ever have to do time, I will just kill myself before going through that shit. Props to those people who can last in there for more then 10 days.
Anyway, since it was a possible assault my case had to be heard by the judge but since it was the weekend I had to be in jail till monday. I was pretty excited about seeing the judge actually and when they told me I'm not going to have a hearing I fell into a deep depression. I wanted to get outta there so bad as I ran outta fun things to do such as counting to a billion, seeing if I could walk in a circle for 3 hrs straight and not get a headeche, sorta trying to come up with some rhymes to make a rap song, taking a dump, counting different colors of passing cars on the freeway from my tiny little window, peeing a lot which is the result of drinking as much water as possible as a form of entertaining myself and all this other fun stuff that can be done in there. Anyway, they released me on a monday night and I was the happiest person alive. I went to the best restourant in town with my girl and took a shower in a clean shower. Next day I got a good job and I stopped drinking up untill last weekends footbal game where I once again had to talk to cops for hitting a stop sign with my hand. They wanted me to take a walk with them but I managed to talk myselkf out of it. Probobly because it was in a different city where people do nothing but drink and hit stop signs with their hands.
