Ughhhhhhhh ... You nasty boy! LOL
(Well, in reality he's NOT at ALL nasty ladies)
Reminds me of a story ... post work during my bartending days, we went to the after hours dive & I bit into a jalapeno popper (weak version of the chile you speak of I know) and the grease ran down the side of my mouth ... it was so hot it blistered ... kinda like one of those talking dummies, just on one side though ...