Bleeew It

[OneBreath]

When me and my sisters friends hook up they don't stay friends so I try not to cross that line any more.


However, the first five seconds I got home my sister told me her friend(who was smoking fucking hott...damn)told her "I'm going to end up sleeping downstairs with Jeremy"(me). :-D


Of course I ended up getting slammed and not giving a fuck. Ended the night with my head in the toilet.

I would be a rich man if i had a nickel for everytime this happened to me. Had to give up the drinking a few years back. Yep, starting out the night looking to get laid and end up alone with the toilet.

Shake it off bro and train extra hard this week to make up for it.