True Story:
A guy that worked at the company Turd and I worked at...
His name was:
Guy Black
I shit you not.
He got offended because it was listed as:
Black, Guy
In the address book of our email program. He got all kinds of bent outta shape. He had a law degree, apparently graduated from the same law school as our very own Heatherrae. Cause the stupid fuck had never seen his name listed that way before and was suddenly offended.
I guess the phone book went totally over his head.
His parents too.