Best way to pick up chicks.....

[boxerjake]

The best way to " pick up " chicks ??

Well God looked after that one for you ... see he put the asshole and the pussy close together so when they're drunk you can carry them home like a six pack

 

[IncredibleHoss]

Forget the pool!
High school chicks man!
"I get older and they stay the same age"

 

[markshark]

by the pool ?

I was tanning my stunningly swollen bod today by the pool, and behold, two stunning ~not really stunning, but doable~ chicas come into view. Being the shy, modest, sweet, and introverted person that i am. i just look at them through my shades trying to keep "unit" under control.

I plan on another adventure to the pool tomorrow after i get my swole on at the gym. How do I strike up a conversation ?

Is it a good or bad idea to read a book by the pool ?

a lot of the times the best way to pick up chicks is to "stand out" somehow. so, in essence, as every other guy at the pool will obviously be in swim trunks, i would recommend a police uniform and leather pants where the ass cheeks are cut out, and slick back your hair like pat riley and stand in one spot with one leg up off the ground like arnold in T2 when the kid was giving him orders and said "stand on one foot". eventually they will look at you, that will be the cue for u to get naked and start doing pushups and squat thrusts. finally, after the performance, walk up to them and say something interesting and eye-opening, such as "would you ladies mind if i painted your face with cake icing?" that should garner a laugh or two, then you can finally put on swim trunks and show that you are in fact down to earth and not a psychopath. ive never done this because it would be fuckin stupid, but it may work. always take the road less traveled, and, in turn, the kind eyes of the fawn will lead you into elysium.

 

[Arabian]

jump into the pool and splash them...say sorry then just start flowing. Drink some beers first. Or wear a speedo and ask them to rub oil on u.

Rub oil on you..hahahalol

 

[ksharp01]

Rub oil on you..hahahalol

no the speedo.....hahahahahalol.......I don't know any women that wants to see a guy's "package" all wrapped up so tightly.

ewww that is just nasty!!!No matter how nice your body is, speedos should only be limited to pro swimmers...all others should be outlawed