Best way to pick up chicks.....

[d3track]

become rich or famous.

it's worked well for everyone who's, duh, rich or famous.

shit

well i guess i'm screwed

 

[chewyxrage]

explain to them how good the pool jets feel when directed at certain areas of the female body

 

[Fina Junkie]

The best way to pick up chicks is by placing your hands around their waist and heaving them onto your shoulder.


anything less, would be uncivilized

Ha

 

[Swiftme]

ask em if they know how to roll a blunt

 

[Fina Junkie]

ask em if they know how to roll a blunt

great idea.

Weed is the answer for all problems.

 

[chewyxrage]

great idea.

Weed is the answer for all problems.

except academic probs

 

[MART4]

Trust me, become a fireman. Loads of women easily picked up and as much sex as any guy can handle. It is brilliant. Women just throw themselves at you. Brilliant being such an idol and stud.

 

[bigtasty25]

by the pool ?

I was tanning my stunningly swollen bod today by the pool, and behold, two stunning ~not really stunning, but doable~ chicas come into view. Being the shy, modest, sweet, and introverted person that i am. i just look at them through my shades trying to keep "unit" under control.

I plan on another adventure to the pool tomorrow after i get my swole on at the gym. How do I strike up a conversation ?

Is it a good or bad idea to read a book by the pool ?

LMFAO...i love this guy's mentality..bwahaha. You sound pretty confident bro, not all that shy, maybe a lil but not really...sounds like you have too much pride to start up a convo..kinda like me..LOL

When u see them just say to yourself "fuck it, talk to the bitch, she might not be a 10 but shes doable, plus practice makes perfect"

do it!!

 

[flex229]

try some chloroform. i hear chicks love it.

 

[muscelove]

jump into the pool and splash them...say sorry then just start flowing. Drink some beers first. Or wear a speedo and ask them to rub oil on u.