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Reply to: [email protected] [?]
Date: 2008-09-18, 1:46AM EDT
Here's the deal. I'm a big time douchebag. I'm genuinely not a nice person. But you are. You are so nice, that I'll pretend like some rubbed off on me. And then, when things are looking great, I'll tell you I need some "space", which is codename for your roommates vagina.
She might not be into me though, she might even tell me off and be a total bitch about it. If that's the case, I'll make up some horrible story about you. Maybe I'll tell her that you call her a bitch behind her back all the time. Or that I caught you stealing from her. Who knows, I'll probably just wing it if that comes up.
I won't call you when I say I will. I probably won't ever call you unless I'm looking for sex. Most of the time I'll have to text, simply because I'll be with another girl at the time, looking for your replacement. You see, girls are a dispensable object to me. There will always be someone who is younger, more attractive, and (god forbid) smarter.
In case you were wondering..my penis is huge. If you want, I can send you pics of me flexing shirtless up against my Mercedes-Benz. Oh yeah, I'm really rich too. But we'll still split the check, cause you're a gold digger. We might get turned down at the door though, cause I often forget to have a shirt handy. With all the pictures I pose for, I find it's easier to just not have one on.
Now, please don't write me unless you are 18-22, and no more than 110lbs. You should also be blonde, and huge boobs, and have appeared in at least one major publication for modeling. If you don't make atleast 100k a year..look elsewhere. You should also leave after sex.
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Reply to: [email protected] [?]
Date: 2008-09-18, 1:46AM EDT
Here's the deal. I'm a big time douchebag. I'm genuinely not a nice person. But you are. You are so nice, that I'll pretend like some rubbed off on me. And then, when things are looking great, I'll tell you I need some "space", which is codename for your roommates vagina.
She might not be into me though, she might even tell me off and be a total bitch about it. If that's the case, I'll make up some horrible story about you. Maybe I'll tell her that you call her a bitch behind her back all the time. Or that I caught you stealing from her. Who knows, I'll probably just wing it if that comes up.
I won't call you when I say I will. I probably won't ever call you unless I'm looking for sex. Most of the time I'll have to text, simply because I'll be with another girl at the time, looking for your replacement. You see, girls are a dispensable object to me. There will always be someone who is younger, more attractive, and (god forbid) smarter.
In case you were wondering..my penis is huge. If you want, I can send you pics of me flexing shirtless up against my Mercedes-Benz. Oh yeah, I'm really rich too. But we'll still split the check, cause you're a gold digger. We might get turned down at the door though, cause I often forget to have a shirt handy. With all the pictures I pose for, I find it's easier to just not have one on.
Now, please don't write me unless you are 18-22, and no more than 110lbs. You should also be blonde, and huge boobs, and have appeared in at least one major publication for modeling. If you don't make atleast 100k a year..look elsewhere. You should also leave after sex.
