Scene: My girlfriend and I coming out of the parking lot adjacent to her bar.
Cop: License and registration
Me: Officer, what did you pull me over for?
Cop: Soberietary (however the fuck you spell that...he was trying to say he wants to check if I'm sober)
Me: Did I swiftly change lanes or was my car moving in a way that suggests I'm drunk?
Cop: No, that's why I didn't give you the breathalizer.
Me: So what you're saying is you pulled me over to check if I'm drunk when it was obvious that I'm not?
Cop: Sir, license and registration please...
Me: Officer, I don't think you provided a valid excuse for why you pulled me over and I believe that is my right...
Cop: Sir, I already told you what I pulled you over for...
Me: (Interrupted him) So is this your thing, you wait outside of bars and pull over cars as they come out of bars?
Cop: yes, to make sure they are safe...
Me: I believe that's called entrapment...(I hand him over my license and registration, ensurance papers, etc...)
Cop: He comes back and says your ensurance is expired but I reduced your ticket to 65$ instead of $120...
Me: So....let me recap. You pull someone over outside the bar, even if they don't give you a reason to and you try to find something on them...and since you are doing this every night right outside of my girlfriend's bar, that's not only entrapment but harrassement as well....what divion do you belong to? is your badge number on the ticket?
Cop: (stutters) yes, all the information is on the ticket....
Me: I'm going to take this to court...
Cop: if you want, I can make it worth your while and give you the full value of the ticket...
Me: So....now you're blackmailing me? I'm going to take a ride to division (censored) and submit a compliant with your badge number based on harassement, entrapment and blackmail....how's that sound?
Cop: (shocked look on his face) silence...
Me: Have a good night officer...
Cop: Good night...
I drive off....
Discuss.
Cop: License and registration
Me: Officer, what did you pull me over for?
Cop: Soberietary (however the fuck you spell that...he was trying to say he wants to check if I'm sober)
Me: Did I swiftly change lanes or was my car moving in a way that suggests I'm drunk?
Cop: No, that's why I didn't give you the breathalizer.
Me: So what you're saying is you pulled me over to check if I'm drunk when it was obvious that I'm not?
Cop: Sir, license and registration please...
Me: Officer, I don't think you provided a valid excuse for why you pulled me over and I believe that is my right...
Cop: Sir, I already told you what I pulled you over for...
Me: (Interrupted him) So is this your thing, you wait outside of bars and pull over cars as they come out of bars?
Cop: yes, to make sure they are safe...
Me: I believe that's called entrapment...(I hand him over my license and registration, ensurance papers, etc...)
Cop: He comes back and says your ensurance is expired but I reduced your ticket to 65$ instead of $120...
Me: So....let me recap. You pull someone over outside the bar, even if they don't give you a reason to and you try to find something on them...and since you are doing this every night right outside of my girlfriend's bar, that's not only entrapment but harrassement as well....what divion do you belong to? is your badge number on the ticket?
Cop: (stutters) yes, all the information is on the ticket....
Me: I'm going to take this to court...
Cop: if you want, I can make it worth your while and give you the full value of the ticket...
Me: So....now you're blackmailing me? I'm going to take a ride to division (censored) and submit a compliant with your badge number based on harassement, entrapment and blackmail....how's that sound?
Cop: (shocked look on his face) silence...
Me: Have a good night officer...
Cop: Good night...
I drive off....
Discuss.