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Are doctors rich? They don't think so, survey finds
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30k in one year?
everyone on this site is uber wealthy except for me
Everyone is uber rich on the internet....i thought you knew this.
javaguru
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This thread reminds me of Major Major's father from "Catch-22"
Major Major?s father was a sober God-fearing man... | poortaste
Major Major’s father was a sober God-fearing man whose idea of a good joke was to lie about his age. He was a longlimbed farmer, a God-fearing, freedom-loving, law-abiding rugged individualist who held that federal aid to anyone but farmers was creeping socialism. He advocated thrift and hard work and disapproved of loose women who turned him down. His specialty was alfalfa, and he made a good thing out of not growing any. The government paid him well for every bushel of alfalfa he did not grow. The more alfalfa he did not grow, the more money the government gave him, and he spent every penny he didn’t earn on new land to increase the amount of alfalfa he did not produce. Major Major’s father worked without rest at not growing alfalfa. On long winter evenings he remained indoors and did not mend harness, and he sprang out of bed at the crack of noon every day just to make certain that the chores would not be done. He invested in land wisely and soon was not growing more alfalfa than any other man in the county. Neighbors sought him out for advice on all subjects, for he had made much money and was therefore wise. “As ye sow, so shall ye reap,” he counseled one and all, and everyone said, “Amen.”
Joseph Heller, Catch-22 (via axinomancy)
Major Major?s father was a sober God-fearing man... | poortaste
Major Major’s father was a sober God-fearing man whose idea of a good joke was to lie about his age. He was a longlimbed farmer, a God-fearing, freedom-loving, law-abiding rugged individualist who held that federal aid to anyone but farmers was creeping socialism. He advocated thrift and hard work and disapproved of loose women who turned him down. His specialty was alfalfa, and he made a good thing out of not growing any. The government paid him well for every bushel of alfalfa he did not grow. The more alfalfa he did not grow, the more money the government gave him, and he spent every penny he didn’t earn on new land to increase the amount of alfalfa he did not produce. Major Major’s father worked without rest at not growing alfalfa. On long winter evenings he remained indoors and did not mend harness, and he sprang out of bed at the crack of noon every day just to make certain that the chores would not be done. He invested in land wisely and soon was not growing more alfalfa than any other man in the county. Neighbors sought him out for advice on all subjects, for he had made much money and was therefore wise. “As ye sow, so shall ye reap,” he counseled one and all, and everyone said, “Amen.”
Joseph Heller, Catch-22 (via axinomancy)
you make at least twice as much as I do if it makes you feel better.... pretty sure it doesnt though lol30k in one year?
everyone on this site is uber wealthy except for me
mrplunkey
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I'm going to have to resort to performing unspeakable acts to fund my 401k
The acts won't change, you'll just have to start charging guys for them.
yea true...i circulate with various folks from different econ backgrounds outside of work.
and only a few of them make EF money, whereas everyone on EF makes EF money.
strange.
i can't even put in 30k a year in my 401k, it would be over the max contribution
you make at least twice as much as I do if it makes you feel better.... pretty sure it doesnt though lol
yea, kinda like beating up a retard, doesn't make a bro feel good
hahha jk
We still dont give a fuck.
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