Anyone done a Master Cleanse?

[bigbassturd]

You need teh suspension

 

[Soulthief]

Get a fuckin room.

We were having a moment ...jeeeeez! Thanks Captain!

 

[Soulthief]

Important question. Wuz he blaque or whyte?

Mocha.

 

[bigbassturd]

Wtf!?

 

[bigbassturd]

Bullshit, Jesus turned water into wine, not purple drank


No racist

 

[Soulthief]

Wtf!?

Ftw?!

 

[caligirl85]

We were having a moment ...jeeeeez! Thanks Captain!

I know!! Seriously!

 

[dabuffguy]

Lets do real talk a sec...

All you guys know I'm into bodybuilding, juicing, improving my physique, etc. in my head, I still have that mentality, X grams of protein, carbs, and fat per day. Fasting and juicing, that's something for white dudes with dreads...right???

I wanted to try it for a few reasons:
1) could I do it and not want to gnaw my arm off?
2) how did it make me feel?
3)would it impress chicks?

The answers are:
1) yes, it's not bad at all really I enjoyed it
2) it did make me feel good. I don't feel like going out and running a marathon. It's kind of like that empty shredded feel you get when you wake up hung over except without the hangover.
3) they were all impressed and wanted my cawk (Dabuff see how easy that was).

Honestly - Dabuff, common sense and logic would dictate everything you said is correct and makes complete sense, however...

Soul - I side with you on this, until you actually do it for yourself, and challenge yourself, you don't know how you'll feel. It does feel good and it was only a day, makes me think I can do more days in a row which is why I'm going to buy a juicer and give it a go.

Sorry buff, everything I've been taught and know about health and nutrition tells me to side with you logically, but I'm glad I tried it and I like the way I feel. Stop being such a panty waste virgin fuck tard know it all stunned cunt and try it yourself.

Ok that was uncalled for, you're a good bro, but seriously give it a try.

Bro, you did it for one day. I already said that fasting for 24 hours is good.


SoulTheif was saying how he did it for 10 days and that it's good, which it's not.


HUGE DIFFERENCE!!


Read everything next time. I love you rob, btw. Totally in a gay way.

 

[Captain FT]

Did a salt water flush this morning. That shit is nasty but man does it flush you out.

 

[blueta2]

i'm doing a juice cleanse for a day, got all my stuff at whole foods since i don't have a juicer i chose suja juice, about as good as you can get. I'm doing their 1 day cleanse.

excellent!