Am i the only one??????

[the.gladiator1987]

What the hell do you want, you putz? You've been jumping up and down in this thread like the annoying little kid in class dying for the teacher to call on them. Apparently you're under some impression I'm going to rip you up and down and you're going to get into an internet fight with me and turn around and tear me apart. Shit dude, I don't have to say word one to make you a fucking laughing stock, here's everything I know about you from these boards:

1. You are 21.

2. You're getting married in June.

3. Money is tight for you, you don't have a reliable job because you have a felony (in addition to 6 speeding tickets).

4. The main reason, I suspect, you're getting married is that your GF won't fuck you regularly because she's Christian.

5. You're a horny little bastard because you use AAS, whether you can afford it or not.

6. You're a homophobe.

Dude, you're a fucking stereotype and joke. You are trailer trash on the starting blocks. You're going to marry that girl, with no solid plans or prospects, and she's going to start pumping out babies and before you know it your balls will be as blue as Bowhunter’s. But you know something, at least he has a career, he can afford child support. He has a nice home and decent vehicles and realistic fucking goals. His wife may have depression, or hormone imbalance or opioid dependency issues. He can fix his fucking problem if he and his wife would just get on the same page and face it head on.

You, on the other hand, are a fucking dumbass being driving by immediate gratification and unrealistic and amorphous fantasies of greatness. You've pretty solidly fucked up your future already and between steroids and this dumbass idea of marriage you're driving the final nail in the coffin.

Me? Yes, my first marriage, a marriage which took place when I was just shy of turning 19 and my soon to be husband was 21 failed. He wasn't employed either. He didn't have a decent job or decent vehicles or realistic plans, either. He'd been in several run ins with the law and had a lot of dreams and no real way to achieve them (shit, he didn't even have a HS diploma). But I looovveeed him and he painted such a pretty picture of all the wonderful things he could do and we could do together. And you know what? Within one month of being married I got my stupid fucking self pregnant. And he wanted me to keep it and I was headed down the same fucking road you are, too. I stopped myself, and it took me 10 years to get my shit together and make a better life for myself. I fuckin refused to end up living la vida trailer trash. On the other hand, my ex is no better than when I left him (yes, I filed for the divorce, I left him, and he never fucked around on me).

I had two marriages, the first was a spectacular disaster the other, the current one, a glorious success. How many people on C&C have tried to tell you not to make the same fucking mistakes I just outlined above to you? You stupid little shit. Get your fucking life in order, achieve some financial stability, get solid one, five and ten year plans together and stop flouting the law, you dumb fuck. You wanna be married, get your shit together. You can't even take care of yourself and you want to harness your life to another person's?!? Open your fucking EYES and pull your head out of your ass.

As for giving sexual or marital advice, knowing where your dick is and what you can shove it into doesn't automatically grant you expert status. My 24 year old son is more qualified to give marital advice than you are, and HE'D fucking tell you not to get married considering he just got divorced two months ago, guess what, he got married for all the wrong fucking reasons, too (and against my advice, but at least he was in the service).

So sit the fuck down and shut up, Erkle, and while you're at it, go shoot more AAS into your body and keep telling yourself you're making intelligent, rational lifetime decisions, you putz.

Well thats a very thoughtful response, id love to see what your kid has to say about that. Very good word choices too, maybe try expanding your vocab? At what 60 years old?

And i dont take AAS. Not yet. You little shit

This thread started about him not gettin sex. That is plainly because she is selfish. End of story! No matter how much work she does, she still needs to submit to him. He does not need to respect her, he needs to lover her. SHE needs to respect him. A guy needs respect, a girl needs love.

Im getting married because weve been together for 4 1/2 years, and with God in the picture nothing is going to get us divorced. Unless she cheats on me, but i might actually just forgive her just like God does for us. And financially it will eventually work out. Her mom was living in a car when she was a kid, and now they are very wealthy. God will not let you be living in the dumps your whole life, trust me. Ask and you shall receive. WHatever the unsuccess rate for marriage between teenagers is, im gonna be that % that makes it.

Ever heard of highschool sweethearts, dumbass?

 

[cindylou]

OH my gosh high school sweethearts? lmaolmaolmaolmao. I wouldnt be bragging about that since most of those type marriages NEVER make it.

Gods instruction for husbands is- to love their wives.... oh yeah, like themselves. Must be a problem for men to figure out how to love their wife corretly so God put it in a way that a man could understand....as much as you love yourself. Thats a whole lot isnt it!

Submission is a natural response from a woman when a man loves you in that way.


You are right, she shouldnt withhold sex when he asks for it.

But honestly I'm shocked at the attitude he has towards his wife, calling her a dead fish among other nasty things. What a way to feel about the woman you chose to spend the rest of your life with, AND the woman you chose to have your three kids.

 

[cindylou]

 

[musclemom]

Well thats a very thoughtful response, id love to see what your kid has to say about that. Very good word choices too, maybe try expanding your vocab? At what 60 years old?

And i dont take AAS. Not yet. You little shit

This thread started about him not gettin sex. That is plainly because she is selfish. End of story! No matter how much work she does, she still needs to submit to him. He does not need to respect her, he needs to lover her. SHE needs to respect him. A guy needs respect, a girl needs love.

Im getting married because weve been together for 4 1/2 years, and with God in the picture nothing is going to get us divorced. Unless she cheats on me, but i might actually just forgive her just like God does for us. And financially it will eventually work out. Her mom was living in a car when she was a kid, and now they are very wealthy. God will not let you be living in the dumps your whole life, trust me. Ask and you shall receive. WHatever the unsuccess rate for marriage between teenagers is, im gonna be that % that makes it.

Ever heard of highschool sweethearts, dumbass?

Well, let's break this down:

"id love to see what your kid has to say about that. Very good word choices too, maybe try expanding your vocab? At what 60 years old?" Gosh, in addition to all your outstanding attributes you are a math whiz, as well. I said in the earlier post I was going on 19 when I married the first time and got pregnant one month later. I also said my son is 24. 19 + 24 = 43. Maybe your parents are in their 60s, you sound as petulant as a later life baby who would have been spoiled to the point of being given everything his widdle heart desires. As far as my language goes. Well, you've used worse, in addition to butchering the English language in general. And honestly, that's TAME compared to my son's mouth. He was in the service. He can blister paint with his language.

"God will not let you be living in the dumps your whole life, trust me."Okay, only one thing to say to this: The Gods help those who help themselves, but your God? Uh uh. Remember, He made a really cool bet with the Devil about a particular dude named Job? Your God gets wood from watching people suffer and still come crawling back to him. He's a masochist. Don't get into a religious/spiritual debate with a practicing pagan, you're out of your league, kiddo, trust me. I read religious texts for fun.

"He does not need to respect her, he needs to lover her. SHE needs to respect him." Boys like you make me happy I'm a pagan. We actually believe that successful relationships, both with people and the planet, are based on equality and balance. We revere both a Goddess and God, loving and honoring the divine in each other and that exists all around us.

"WHatever the unsuccess rate for marriage between teenagers is, im gonna be that % that makes it.

Ever heard of highschool sweethearts, dumbass?"The failure rate for marriages that take place in those circumstances is over 90%, so good luck with that. And you, bright boy that you are, are compounding the potential failure exponentially by probably having no strongly marketable job skills, no college, really, no realistic plans (other than doing that prewedding cycle and hitting the gym hard), six unpaid speeding tickets and one felony in your back pocket. Hey, speaking of felony, what'd you do? Cause I have a hard time believing that someone who disrespects the laws of man would respect the laws of any God. Considering most felonies actually are breaking one of the ten commandments, then uh, guess you broke the laws of God there, too, huh?

"And i dont take AAS. Not yet. You little shit"
So what's Dbol, cause it killed your appetite:

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/anabolic-steroids/deca-sus-gain-time-639486.html#post8682176

And then there's that "get big for my wedding cycle" you'll be doing:

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/bodybuilding-supplements/supps-while-639968.html#post8686396

While you might not actually be taking steroids RIGHT NOW, at this instant, you've run cycles before, and you're planning on running one in the future. Guess what, planning to do it is nearly the same as actually doing the crime in the eyes of the law and God. Using illegals are breaking the laws of man and the laws of God. Let's be honest here, do you really think using steroids is treating your body like His Temple? Please.

You are a fool and an incredible egoist and narcissist. You need to get over yourself and take a realistically long, hard look at the inevitable path your life is headed down.

 

[heavy_duty]

(1) 21 and on gear? OH brother what a joke.
(2) Who the heck wants to make love to somebody who's NOT into it anyway??? Better off jackin off.
(3) Depression is a serious MOFO thing people. This should be #1 priority in their lives (if he loves her) get that under control!!! It never really goes away.
(4) If you have baby girls every move you make will have an effect on how they chose a husband 20+ years from the day they're born...it is a BIG responsibility. Make sure your girls KNOW and see how much you love their mother. Make sure your sons know and see how much you love and respect their mother! Lets not fuck it up for the next generation.

 

[KD1]

It sounds like you really don't actually give a good goddamn why she isn't screwing you, only about the lack of sex.

Frankly, you sound shallow, petty and selfish. You need to take a good long hard look at yourself, buddy, and really get your priorities straight.

Dont listen to this man hater.

She is trying to make you feel bad for wanting what you deserve, a healthy sex life.

Chicks love to do that crap - make it your fault when they have the problem.

You have two choices, get your wife some help, or get laid somewhere else.

 

[KD1]

I think you stated the problem with item #3 ,the pain killers,opioids over time will have a detromental impact on hormone production wich would greatly decrease sex drive.if she stops completly you should notice a diferance but it will take a few months

No, listen to musclemmom - its HIS fault, it has to be, he is the MAN, lol.

 

[KD1]

OK i just wanna say musclemom that since you have been divorced u obviously dont know what it takes to keep a relationship. Which means you dont know the other persons needs, and that you are selfish. End of story. unless he cheated on you. only excuse

You are so right you dont even know.

She drove 2 guys away screaming, gave up and married some old rich coot she reeled in off sugerdaddy.com!

She is just some drying up trophy wife for some old dude who just wants something pretty on his arm! She has no idea what a relationship is and what it takes to keep one going! She just sits around smiling acting nice, counting the days till the old guy dies and she can do what she wants.

Anyhow, I will get banned for revealing all this, but its probably worth it!

 

[musclemom]

You are so right you dont even know.

She drove 2 guys away screaming, gave up and married some old rich coot she reeled in off sugerdaddy.com!

She is just some drying up trophy wife for some old dude who just wants something pretty on his arm! She has no idea what a relationship is and what it takes to keep one going! She just sits around smiling acting nice, counting the days till the old guy dies and she can do what she wants.

Anyhow, I will get banned for revealing all this, but its probably worth it!

What kind of drugs are you taking, I've been married twice, first one failed by the time I was 30, I'm still very happily married to #2.

I don't hate men, although I will admit I have a bit of a problem with know it all assholes, though

As for Bowhunter, he's dropped out of this thread because he thought it would be more of a shit stirrer than it turned out to be. Actually he PM'd me privately and we had a nice little talk about his problems, he asked for some ideas and he's going to keep me updated and see if some of them work.

I seem to recall you've had problems with me before KD. What's wrong with you, boy, are you a general woman hater or do you just have mother issues?

 

[musclemom]

And where the hell did you get the idea I'm a trophy wife?? Those bitches live well, their hubbies are rolling in it.

My hubby and I are happy, but living paycheck to paycheck these days (shit, less than that, in the next few months).

Anyway, suffice to say, KD, you have issues.