Dude it takes skill to pick up quality females like that, let them snort all your coke, let them drink your beer and then get them to agree to get naked.
ok seriously..... I never noticed this before, Lestat you have the longest ears I have ever seen, they looked like someone pulled on them for hours !!!
second, you gotta trim the persian rug arm hair, your name is not Awkbar !!!
third....... you have buck teeth !!! the dentist can shave those down for you actually, it is a cheap and effective procedure !!!
forth...... those are the biggest coke head hoars I have ever seen, and they arent even good looking.... why would you boost about picking up these hussy's ?