Our plank had a phonecall from his wife while he was taking a shit and we got our little receptionist to pick the phone back up and say he was busy and if she could take a message.
His wife says something like 'tell him his wife called'
Our receptionist was like 'he is married!? Oh my god!!! I am going to kill him!!!'
I assume it's very small.
He drives a Chevy Cruze, wears body spray instead of a real cologne, and he hasn't taken the hazing very well, so these facts lead me to believe it must be very tiny...
How the fuck do you know he wears body spray? Did you get up all close to him and shit and whisper in his ear that's a lovely scent you're wearing boy what is it? fag