Whats the best gym story you've got?

[wonderstanding]

I do leglifts on benches... I like it better than on the floor... BUT... I would NEVER tie up a bench at peak hours... I only do it if there are a few open benches...

Forrest

 

[Baddogg]

today I was at the gym and this old guy about 60-65 would be working on a machine then he would get up start dancing and go to the next machine doing wimp weight...I almost crapped my pants when I seen it...

 

[horsePOWER]

these are SO damn good
except for the one kid, i cant believe someone could push that damn hard, though i think it was FSU's QB Dan Kendra who was doing heavy squats when he pushed so hard he ruptured blood vessels around his eyes or something close to that.

last week a friend of mine took me to his gym. we start doing chest, now this kid is pretty small and lanky maybe 5'10" 150
but damn he's got a pretty strong bench
i was feeling pretty shitty that day, but damn, he was keeping up w/ me sets and reps on everything
i figure this kid should be getting bigger or at least look like he lifts
i come to find out chest is the ONLY thing he does
i tell him if he wants to get bigger he needs squats and leg presses.
he then tells me that "squats stunt your growth, i had a friend who did really heavy squats and he stayed short"

i tell ya i couldnt look at this kid the rest of the time we were there, thats worse than a muscletech ad.