Whats the best gym story you've got?

[Testoterone Tom]

I don't get it myself, I see guys that do stuff like that every once in a while, and thay always end up injured. Or they wonder why thay never make any gains. Or why their car is all keyed up, and they keep finding their locker stuff in trash. It's like the whole world is out to get them for being such an annoyance. LOL

 

[plate]

Monday night at the gym, off to the side in the leg training area are two guys. One is about 5'7"220 looks to be about 30% fattass, the other is 5'6" 110 skinny as a rail. These two are standing in front of the squat rack, I shit you not, performing a dance routine conplete with spins and Micheal Jackson hat flips. This went on for a good 20min then they decided they have "worked out hard enough" and start a chat session right in the middle to the main weight room. no shit, once I finished and went down stairs these same two guys were laying on the floor by the cardio area bullshiting. I could not believe it.

 

[milkbone]

OMG. I've got to come back and read these again after I leave work. I'm making an ass of myself by laughing out loud in my cubicle.

 

[Gear101]

guy took two dumpbells and was doing front flies and smashed his dick with them... fuk that had to hurt

 

[Special "K" 166]

I was on the Lifecycle and this old dude came in ranting and raving. He had 3 bottles of Steris Cyp and 2 bottles of Syntex AD 50's bunch of spikes. He was yelling and screaming who had sold his kids this shit. How all of us were a bunch of druggies. As he was leaving I went up to and said I work at a Hopital and would give the Dr's the drugs so they could send it back to the pharmecuetcal company. The old bastard threw them at me and said do what you want with them...

 

[Whiskey]

I bet you sent them right back didn't you?? HAHAHAHAHAHHA

Whiskey

 

[DYNO]

I manage a gym..and I would have to say that the funniest thing I've seen is ......a guy trying to squat 500+...with 2 guys spotting him..get stuck at the bottom and he strained so hard he shit all down his leg...Funny ass shit!!!!!!!!!!

Dyno

 

[chuck48]

i saw two different chicks wipe out on the treadmill, fall on their face and slide all the way off. Tried not to laugh but couldn't help it.

 

[Thaibox]

At my gym, there's an elevated level where the squat racks are. I was up there doing deads the other day, when I saw this hot latina girl that always distracts me walking in. She starts doing calves right next to the elevated part, putting her about 5 or 6 feet behind me and 2 feet below me. At this point I have 500 lbs on the bar and going to try for 3. I glance at her in the mirror in front of me for motivation knowing she'll be watching me. Bend over grab the bar, huff and puff a little, and start the pull. Now, I'm sure everyone's familiar with the effects of a high protein diet on the GI system. I had my headphones on really loud, so I didn't hear shit, but I felt the release, and it was serious. With my ass aimed right at her face like an anti-aircraft weapon I dropped serious ass. I finished one rep, set it down, sat down and pretended not to notice. I haven't felt like that much of a jackass for a long time. I saw her today and she smiled at me as usual, but this time I think she was just trying not to laugh.

 

[DeadLiftZ]

Dude, at least he had 300 on the bar

At the gym that I go to here in Shreveport, there's a guy that comes in about once a week, throws about 300lbs on a bar, and proceeds to "deadlift" the weights up and down.... BOUNCING THEM OFF THE FLOOR!!! The racket is so much, it rivals a jackhammer on a 1/2 steel plate!! By the time he's done with his set, EVERYBODY in the gym's ears are bleeding and are giving him that " ARE YOU F!@$*#G DONE THERE HERCULES??!!!" death stare! Managment let him do that about three times, haven't seen him for 6 months. LOL

Dude, I've seen 6 foot 220 dudes come in and bounce 135 on the bar while doing deadlifts, groaning like something crawled up there ass and is slowly moving through his esophogus...

As well, I've seen big guys do amazing ego curls using thier lats, erector spinae, calves, elbows - and very little biceps - throw down the bar after the set, and do a check on the abs to make sure they're still there.

Or maybe the guy who likes to capture an ez-curl bar and load a 45 on each side, put it on the floor, and use it as an achor for his feet so he can do half-assed situps.