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V-day. Who will get laid tonight?

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Not me, but thats ok. Why should it be different than the other 364 days a year?
*edit: hey WTF happened to my funny poll? gawdammit!
 
This underdog is gonna pull out a victory tonight.

My spidey sense tells me so.
 
alien amp pharm said:
This underdog is gonna pull out a victory tonight.

My spidey sense tells me so.
I forgot to mention, cuddling doesn't count. And in anticipation of your next post, neither does masterbating.
 
Sex with a corpse isn't considered masturbating, is it?
 
tuc biscuit said:
aap, get a phone number from a chick tonight for me

Will do my man!

...even if I have to pull one out of the phonebook.
 
Put me down for sex tonight! At the very least, I'll get a blowjob. Hopefully, she'll wear her horn rimmed glasses, and I'll get to finish all over her face. Keepin' my fingers crossed.
 
Forge said:
No sex here. This year for Valentine's day I am sanding drywall.

lol, that one rivals mine.. I'll be hanging out with my parents cat and driving my little brother around. Good times. :D
 
was planning too, but woke up this morning and both gf and i have sore throat, chills, aches in joints..so might just eat some chicken noodle soup, take some meds and call it a night....will be the first time in 7 yrs, girl i've been with is not on her period...
 
Seashell said:
lol, that one rivals mine.. I'll be hanging out with my parents cat and driving my little brother around. Good times. :D


see ya gotta tell a guy these things in advance,I woulda brought the hagen dazes and a chick flick.

as for me Im going to lift tonight ,was suppose to have a root canal,but the dentist is sick so there is one less painful thing in life
 
Seashell said:
lol, that one rivals mine.. I'll be hanging out with my parents cat and driving my little brother around. Good times. :D


Well to be honest I'm feeling a bit under the weather, so I might just put a movie in and fall asleep on the couch instead. Yours is still better than mine though! :D
 
I just got a suprise phone call from that single mom I know,she wants a freaky v-day booty call,Im so hitting it all night
 
I have been for six days a week for the past few months. No matter how tired I am, she finds a way to make it happen. My last drought was 7 months, while married sadly, so I need to get it while I can. Gameless beeotch that I am.
 
TheOak01 said:
I just got a suprise phone call from that single mom I know,she wants a freaky v-day booty call,Im so hitting it all night

Duty calls. I mean booty calls. Gotta do whatchu gotta do, bro. Good luck to you dude. I'm dating a hot MILF right now, and that shit rules.
 
no booty call for oak,but i aint mad,her grandma has been sick with cancer for a while and her number is up,I even offered to go over as a friend,but she needs to be alone.

time to go lift and tan,and pull it in the tanning bed booya
 
Devastation said:
we'll see how the boys (my nuts bitch) are feeling around 10:30 tonite

well - he would be happy to say that he made it before 10:30 - he has had it 3 times already :p

yeah im a lucky girl ;)





By the way Happy Valentines Day :rose:
 
Dakotah said:
well - he would be happy to say that he made it before 10:30 - he has had it 3 times already :p

yeah im a lucky girl ;)



By the way Happy Valentines Day :rose:

I am starting to dislike Dev everyday more and more hehe
 
Dakotah said:
well - he would be happy to say that he made it before 10:30 - he has had it 3 times already :p

yeah im a lucky girl ;)





By the way Happy Valentines Day :rose:


Damn!

They would have to scoop my remains off the floor at my age.:(
 
I'm a little under the weather, so it's gonna sucky tonight.
 
sigh not me........i hate vday
 
Some one Fed-X me some crack whores so I can get my fuck on...
 
trailseeker said:
Mother in law is visiting, godammit. No hanky panky for me...could give him a blow job though; that's nice and quiet...

Not for me it wouldn't be. I make a lotta noise whilst receiving oral gratification. :p
 
Not even a good night kiss!

I promised myself that if I REALLY liked this guy, I wouldn't kiss him.

I had THE BEST date (forget about Valentine's day, that just made it doubly sweet) tonite that I had had in a very very long time.

:)
 
I'm going to re-apply for my V-card. It's been so long, I think I can qualify again.
 
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