u think crossed eyed chics give good head?

[tiger88]

always wondered that


they would always look like they focusing hard on your flesh rocket




so any one ever get blowed by one


or if u are crossed eyed and do give blow jobs (ONLY FEMALES ANSWER if thats the case) do u give a good BJ?

 

[Apöllo]

Now this wouldn't have to be a retarded girl would it?

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Once that two headed baby grows up I want a hummer from both mouths

 

[tiger88]

Now this wouldn't have to be a retarded girl would it?

or if u got a lazy eye



i wouldnt want a bj from a retard since i would feel bad and i hate bad blow jobs and i wouldnt want my dick bit


and alot of them wear braces

wouldnt want my shit diced up like a paper cutter

 

[Apöllo]

Once that two headed baby grows up I want a hummer from both mouths

That is just plain wrong . . .






















Too bad I'm out of K for the day.

 

[TheProject]

Once that two headed baby grows up I want a hummer from both mouths

BANNED!

 

[tiger88]

Once that two headed baby grows up I want a hummer from both mouths

HAHAHAHAHA

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

Once that two headed baby grows up I want a hummer from both mouths

I'm going to hell for laughing

 

[Taps]

Ask Phatchik, she can do weird shit with her eyeballs.

 

[PHATchik]

Ask Phatchik, she can do weird shit with her eyeballs.

Yes, I'm good. No, I'm not cross-eyed.

 

[tiger88]

Yes, I'm good. No, I'm not cross-eyed.

please


all chics came they are the best bj givers


things u need to do to make sure u are good



i am not saying u bad but u need to do these things


1. suck on shaft side ways
2. put his balls in your mouth
3. whip your hair around alot (hookers do that awsome)
4. use mints once a while to spice it up
5 or put a few ice cubes in your mouth AKA the boston cooler
6. talk realy sluty.
7. grab his dick really tight
8. use 2 hands
9. let him salp his dick on your forehead
10. deep throat
11. make your mouth really wet
12. look him in the eyes
13. swollow or let him cum on you and u rub it in








there more tips from tiger

 

[Dial_tone]

LOL

 

[jerkbox]

hahaha....all true though....cept maybe the forehead thing

 

[tiger88]

hahaha....all true though....cept maybe the forehead thing

give her a quick slap



just a little wrist shot

 

[Buddy_Christ]

That is just plain wrong . . .

yes, that is completely wrong.

Too bad I'm out of K for the day.

same here

Originally posted by Deus Ex Machina I'm going to hell for laughing

i'll see you there, cause i'm going too

 

[tiger88]

all u bitches all going to hell just reading what chaos said



LOL

 

[Moderate_THIS]

I jynxed the baby, she died today

 

[tiger88]

I jynxed the baby, she died today

ya i heard




in the end though better off dead for the family etc...


i mean it sounds shity but have your kid being like that would be to hard

 

[Testosterone boy]

please


all chics came they are the best bj givers


things u need to do to make sure u are good



i am not saying u bad but u need to do these things


1. suck on shaft side ways
2. put his balls in your mouth
3. whip your hair around alot (hookers do that awsome)
4. use mints once a while to spice it up
5 or put a few ice cubes in your mouth AKA the boston cooler
6. talk realy sluty.
7. grab his dick really tight
8. use 2 hands
9. let him salp his dick on your forehead
10. deep throat
11. make your mouth really wet
12. look him in the eyes
13. swollow or let him cum on you and u rub it in








there more tips from tiger

Damn....a boner fide connisseur(sp).


Long as they don't scrape, have a nice wet mouth, and take it deep then I am the happiest guy on the planet.

 

[MrMakaveli]

Once that two headed baby grows up I want a hummer from both mouths

Holy shit, lol.

 

[PHATchik]

please


all chics came they are the best bj givers


things u need to do to make sure u are good



i am not saying u bad but u need to do these things


1. suck on shaft side ways
2. put his balls in your mouth
3. whip your hair around alot (hookers do that awsome)
4. use mints once a while to spice it up
5 or put a few ice cubes in your mouth AKA the boston cooler
6. talk realy sluty.
7. grab his dick really tight
8. use 2 hands
9. let him salp his dick on your forehead
10. deep throat
11. make your mouth really wet
12. look him in the eyes
13. swollow or let him cum on you and u rub it in








there more tips from tiger

A point of clarification. I didn't say I was the best, I said I was good. Maybe one day when I have sucked more than I can count and I am getting paid for it, I can arguably be the best. For now, I will be content with saying I am good. And btw, not that it matters, but most of those are common sense anyway.

 

[tiger88]

A point of clarification. I didn't say I was the best, I said I was good. Maybe one day when I have sucked more than I can count and I am getting paid for it, I can arguably be the best. For now, I will be content with saying I am good. And btw, not that it matters, but most of those are common sense anyway.

pratice makes perfect



also wet hair is another biggie




long thick wet hair

 

[jh1]

Yes, I'm good.

Prove it. If you're right I'll let everyone on here know.

 

[Robert Jan]

wet hair is overrated

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

i think girls need to do just the opposite to give good head

they need to stare off in the distance, like they're looking at one of those magic eye pictures

 

[PHATchik]

Prove it. If you're right I'll let everyone on here know.

Lol. I have no comment for this.