tomorrow I'm getting my anus swabbed...

[crazyjoe]

I would of swabbed your ass for free.

 

[heatherrae]

I would of swabbed your ass for free.

THanks, if I'm ever in the market for an ass swabbing, I'll look you up.


LOL

 

[crazyjoe]

lolol

 

[bw1]

I would of swabbed your ass for free.

LOL

 

[redsamurai]

so heather, how did it go today???? hmmmmmm?? details details!!

 

[MichaelScott]

yes please pics also if available

 

[Jon79]

i would not touch that nappy little ass.....

 

[heatherrae]

so heather, how did it go today???? hmmmmmm?? details details!!

It was a tad embarassing, but not too bad. Basically, he had me lie on the table covered with those paper sheet things and feet in stirrups. The swab went on the outside of each side of the nanny and then inside the first inch or so of the nanny. Then, the same swab was swiped along the outside of the anus for a couple of seconds. It was VERY ticklish actually. I'm glad he just seemed to be doing it half blindly and didn't have me get on my side or spread my cheeks or anything. That is what I was worried about.

Then, he did a pelvic exam and said "this may hurt a little." It wasn't too bad though -- just a bit uncomfortable when he was really pushing on the cervix.

I'm effaced some but not yet dilated any, he said.

 

[Bikini Mod]

It was a tad embarassing, but not too bad. Basically, he had me lie on the table covered with those paper sheet things and feet in stirrups. The swab went on the outside of each side of the nanny and then inside the first inch or so of the nanny. Then, the same swab was swiped along the outside of the anus for a couple of seconds. It was VERY ticklish actually. I'm glad he just seemed to be doing it half blindly and didn't have me get on my side or spread my cheeks or anything. That is what I was worried about.

Then, he did a pelvic exam and said "this may hurt a little." It wasn't too bad though -- just a bit uncomfortable when he was really pushing on the cervix.

I'm effaced some but not yet dilated any, he said.

LOL I remember being 1cm dialated for what seemed FOREVER.

Oh God. When I was pregnant with my first doc said I could go *any day* at the end of July. My date was moved up to 8 AUG. I was like, "Really? Isn't that too soon?" He said, "Nope the baby is already 6 to 7 pounds. And as small as you are I don't think it will go much longer."

By the second week of August I wanted to strangle him.

Was induced on the 18th and gave birth on the 19th of August. My oldest was 8 pounds 15 ounces.

 

[heatherrae]

LOL I remember being 1cm dialated for what seemed FOREVER.

Oh God. When I was pregnant with my first doc said I could go *any day* at the end of July. My date was moved up to 8 AUG. I was like, "Really? Isn't that too soon?" He said, "Nope the baby is already 6 to 7 pounds. And as small as you are I don't think it will go much longer."

By the second week of August I wanted to strangle him.

Was induced on the 18th and gave birth on the 19th of August. My oldest was 8 pounds 15 ounces.

They should never say that you can go anytime. Then, you are miserable waiting. They should just tell EVERYONE that they are probably going to be late that way if you go early, you are just pleasantly surprised.