tomorrow I'm getting my anus swabbed...

[crazyjoe]

It was a tad embarassing, but not too bad. Basically, he had me lie on the table covered with those paper sheet things and feet in stirrups. The swab went on the outside of each side of the nanny and then inside the first inch or so of the nanny. Then, the same swab was swiped along the outside of the anus for a couple of seconds. It was VERY ticklish actually. I'm glad he just seemed to be doing it half blindly and didn't have me get on my side or spread my cheeks or anything. That is what I was worried about.

Then, he did a pelvic exam and said "this may hurt a little." It wasn't too bad though -- just a bit uncomfortable when he was really pushing on the cervix.

I'm effaced some but not yet dilated any, he said.

 

[heatherrae]

I'm not sure why the dolphin is thrown in the mix, but WOO HOO! lol.

 

[Bikini Mod]

They should never say that you can go anytime. Then, you are miserable waiting. They should just tell EVERYONE that they are probably going to be late that way if you go early, you are just pleasantly surprised.

He had been doing this for a long time (meaning that he had a lot of experince) and I should have gone sooner than later. My oldest was just a freak. My younger three were all 6 and change.

Her birthday will be on the 19th. She will be 15 years old. I have not seen her or touched her or talked to her since 1 MAY 2006 when I said goodbye to her that morning as she was on her way to school.

My sister will leave the country on the 23 and my birthday will be on the 31 (hers is on 4 SEP).

This will be a hard month for me.

 

[bw1]

It was a tad embarassing, but not too bad. Basically, he had me lie on the table covered with those paper sheet things and feet in stirrups. The swab went on the outside of each side of the nanny and then inside the first inch or so of the nanny. Then, the same swab was swiped along the outside of the anus for a couple of seconds. It was VERY ticklish actually. I'm glad he just seemed to be doing it half blindly and didn't have me get on my side or spread my cheeks or anything. That is what I was worried about.

Then, he did a pelvic exam and said "this may hurt a little." It wasn't too bad though -- just a bit uncomfortable when he was really pushing on the cervix.

I'm effaced some but not yet dilated any, he said.

For the love of God what a site that must have been

 

[canadianhitman]

I hope you did an extra-thorough job 'swabbing the poop-deck' in the bath before your appointment!

 

[heatherrae]

He had been doing this for a long time (meaning that he had a lot of experince) and I should have gone sooner than later. My oldest was just a freak. My younger three were all 6 and change.

Her birthday will be on the 19th. She will be 15 years old. I have not seen her or touched her or talked to her since 1 MAY 2006 when I said goodbye to her that morning as she was on her way to school.

My sister will leave the country on the 23 and my birthday will be on the 31 (hers is on 4 SEP).

This will be a hard month for me.

awww...I'm sorry. That is tough.

 

[gotmilk]

was he wearing an eye patch while he swabbed your deck?

 

[heatherrae]

was he wearing an eye patch while he swabbed your deck?

No, but he had a parrot on his shoulder.

 

[heatherrae]

I hope you did an extra-thorough job 'swabbing the poop-deck' in the bath before your appointment!

I did. I was paranoid about it being okay down south. lol.

 

[gotmilk]

Damn...you should have arrived with skid marks just to see the look on his face