thebabydoc, what is the worst vagina you've seen?

[KAYNE]

40 bucks a head aint enough.Not that it's too morbid,(shit I live at ogrish)but just not a normal option for a job.

THAT IS WHAT THE GUY ON 2ND GETS PAID IF HE GOES SO HE JUST DID THE SAME FOR ME. SOMETIMES IT WOULD BE 2,3, OR EVEN 4 BODIES A NIGHT. SOMETIMES 0. IT WAS COOL THOUGH. WE HAD A LOT OF FUN.

ONE TIME, WE HAD THIS DRUNK DUDE WITH US. HE WAS SLEEPING IN THE GERNY ON THE WAY TO GET THE BODY. WE CAME UP ON A TOLL BOOTH FOR A BRIDGE. THE LADY IN THE BOOTH STARTED TO LOOK IN THE CAR. RIGHT THEN, MY DRUNK FRIEND IN THE GERNY STARTED MOVING. HE WAS COVERED SO IT LOOKED LIKE A BODY. SHE STARTED SCREAMING AND RAN OUT OF HER TOLL BOOTH AND WOULDNT RETURN UNTIL WE PULLED OFF. WE STAYED THERE AND LAUGHED FOR ABOUT 5 MINUTES.




KAYNE

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

THAT IS WHAT THE GUY ON 2ND GETS PAID IF HE GOES SO HE JUST DID THE SAME FOR ME. SOMETIMES IT WOULD BE 2,3, OR EVEN 4 BODIES A NIGHT. SOMETIMES 0. IT WAS COOL THOUGH. WE HAD A LOT OF FUN.

ONE TIME, WE HAD THIS DRUNK DUDE WITH US. HE WAS SLEEPING IN THE GERNY ON THE WAY TO GET THE BODY. WE CAME UP ON A TOLL BOOTH FOR A BRIDGE. THE LADY IN THE BOOTH STARTED TO LOOK IN THE CAR. RIGHT THEN, MY DRUNK FRIEND IN THE GERNY STARTED MOVING. HE WAS COVERED SO IT LOOKED LIKE A BODY. SHE STARTED SCREAMING AND RAN OUT OF HER TOLL BOOTH AND WOULDNT RETURN UNTIL WE PULLED OFF. WE STAYED THERE AND LAUGHED FOR ABOUT 5 MINUTES.
KAYNE

sounds like this prank my friend,and i pulled a few halloweens back.My friend has a glass eye,and we had him run into liquor stores with his eye out,and fake blood running from the socket.He would scream frantically saying someone popped that fucker out.
It's wierd the only reaction we got was,"get out or I'll call the cops!"Guesss they were scared.

 

[thebabydoc]

do you ob/gyn's use that shit coroners use under their nose when they perform an autopsy?

Never found the need; just learn to mouth breathe.

 

[KAYNE]

Never found the need; just learn to mouth breathe.

MOUTHBREATHING WILL ONLY MAKE YOU TASTE THE SMELL OF A DECOMP. WORST SMELL YOU WILL EVER EXPERIENCE. ESPECIALLY ONE THAT WAS BURNED. VICKS ONLY MASKS THE SMELL A LITTLE TO MAKE IT WHERE YOU WONT THROW UP. HOWEVER, MOST OF THE TIME, YOU STILL THROW UP.



KAYNE

 

[thebabydoc]

seems to work for me; I've never even gagged.

 

[manny78]

MOUTHBREATHING WILL ONLY MAKE YOU TASTE THE SMELL OF A DECOMP. WORST SMELL YOU WILL EVER EXPERIENCE. ESPECIALLY ONE THAT WAS BURNED. VICKS ONLY MASKS THE SMELL A LITTLE TO MAKE IT WHERE YOU WONT THROW UP. HOWEVER, MOST OF THE TIME, YOU STILL THROW UP.



KAYNE

For the few times I met a decomp or burned body, I just stuck some Bengay in my nose cause the little masks we have won't do shit for smell. Especially the smell of a burned body.

 

[thebabydoc]

MOUTHBREATHING WILL ONLY MAKE YOU TASTE THE SMELL OF A DECOMP. WORST SMELL YOU WILL EVER EXPERIENCE. ESPECIALLY ONE THAT WAS BURNED. VICKS ONLY MASKS THE SMELL A LITTLE TO MAKE IT WHERE YOU WONT THROW UP. HOWEVER, MOST OF THE TIME, YOU STILL THROW UP.

KAYNE

Oh yeah, I almost forgot...

PUSSY!

 

[KAYNE]

For the few times I met a decomp or burned body, I just stuck some Bengay in my nose cause the little masks we have won't do shit for smell. Especially the smell of a burned body.

WE USE VICKS AND THE MASK IF ITS TOO BAD BUT MOSTLY JUST SOME VICKS UNDER THE NOSE.



BABYDOC
ARE YOU CALLING ME A PUSSY OR ARE YOU REFERRING TO THE SMELL OF PUSSY?



KAYNE

 

[KAYNE]

DARK

DEPENDING ON HOW LONG THE BODY HAS BEEN DECOMPOSING, THE SMELL IS SOMETHING YOU NVR WANT TO SMELL AGAIN AND IT CANT BE COMPARED TO ANYTHING. I HAVE A VERY TOUGH STOMACH/MIND. SO NOTHING REALLY TURNS MY STOMACH EXCEPT PUKE AND CHILDBIRTH. BUT THAT SMELL HAS MADE ME GAG A FEW TIMES.

I PICKED UP A BODY OF A RUSSIAN SAILOR OUT OF THE MISSISSIPPI RIVER ONCE. IT SMELLED SO BAD, THE VAN WE TRANSPORTED THE BODY IN SMELLED SO BAD JUST FROM HAVING THE BODY IN IT, WE HAD TO HAVE IT STEAM CLEANED TWO TIMES AND HURRY UP AND SELL IT BEFORE THE STINCH STARTED TO COME OUT AGAIN. HE HAD CRABS AND OTHER PARASITES EATING THE INSIDE OF HIS EYES, EARS, NOSE, AND ANY OTHER ORPHUS THEY COULD GET INTO.




KAYNE

 

[thebabydoc]

Sorry K, need to clarify...


YOU ARE A PUSSY!