thebabydoc, what is the worst vagina you've seen?

[Lumberg]

ever have people come waddling in from the night, saying they tripped and fell on the zucchini, the lightbulb, the brbie doll, the billiard balls, the struggling gerbil?

anyone ever say they slippled in the shower and fell, bull's-eye, on a greased shampoo bottle? anyone ever come in saying they were assualted by an unknown person with candles, with baseballs, with hard-boiled eggs, flashlights, and screwdrivers?

that happened to a friend's friend once with darth vader....

 

[BackDoc]

86 the vicks vapo rub idea. I don't know many people in the field who don't eventually get used to the smells. The vapo rub does cover smell but it also opens up the nasal passages allowing more scent particles to get into your body so you might want to look into getting a breather in addition to.

The burn unit is bad but you would get used to it. So is the crypt at the morgue because it takes time to get used to the various stages of death and decay. I will also agree with Kayne about the water...those bodies seem to smell the worst...

In gross anat 1 after a couple months of dissecting, we were starting a bowel resect using the 2 string tie-off method, busy trimming away the visceral fat pockets all the while talking about going to an all you can eat deli. Never even crossed our minds that we had adapted this much to what we were seeing.

 

[Machiavellian Muscle]

Thank god we live in a day and time when women shave the vaginas. Not too long ago there were a lot of scary hairy vaginas lurking around from what I have been told...

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

LOL.....I WOULDNT PASS OUT...I PROBABLY WOULD JUST START PUKING. BUT THEN THAT IS BOTH THINGS THAT I CANT TAKE AT THE SAME TIME. NO TELLING WHAT WOULD HAPPEN THEN!!! LIKE I SAID, MY STOMACH/NERVES ARE RARELY RATTLED BUT PUKE AND CHILDBIRTH ARE THE ONLY TWO THINGS THAT CAN DO IT. I'VE SEEN AND DONE SHIT THAT PEOPLE NVR SEE OR DO IN THEIR LIVES, HOWEVER, THOSE TWO THINGS I CANNOT TAKE.

MY DOG JUST PUKED YESTERDAY. I WOULDNT GO IN THE KITCHEN UNTIL MY MOMS CLEANED IT AND SPRAYED AIR FRESHENER!!! LOL



KAYNE

It's all in the mind.

 

[MrsMcootersSon]

OK, here it is:

When I was a 3rd-year med student doing a gyn oncology rotation in Miami I saw this heavy black woman (I think she was Creole) who had obviously been living in the back-woods (Okefenokee swamplands I guess). She came in with half her bottom eroded away by what we could only guess was a vulvar cancer.

No shit, it looked like a great white shark had taken a clean chomp out of the left side of her vulva, vagina, and butt. You could see the rectum (open like 4 inches up) and the cervix (also normally like 4-5 inches inside). Also all the rotting muscles of the glutes and even part of the femoris. You can imagine without a rectal sphincter, stool just flowed freely. As for the smell...even my vocabulary and ability to narrate could not do it justice.

The big question was how the f*ck this lady didn't "notice" this; it must have taken years to erode as it had. Truly a one-of-a-kind experience...

baby doc, sir, u shouldn't have told this tale cuz now u got little scoobys woody bouncing off the walls and....holy shit, my penis just tore a hole in my pants throught my zipper and riped open my pepsi-boxers, and my big blood thirst cock is sitting here throbbing infront of my keyboard, and everyone knows what that means, im going to bring back some good memories 4 mr babydoctorproctor sir, by singing the black lady coober ditty that was taught to me by sacred squirrel and perfected with help of the poet lauriet of hte ffn, littlefirefly!!

well hello there mrs black lady, ur pussy has an infection?

well aunt jamima, my name is thebabydock, and i have a cure; my erection!!!

spread them legs, and lets see them pancakes baby!! they could even have some syrup on them maybe!!! hold on a minute honey, i have to pour some pepsi over that furry little bunny!!

that aint funny, dummy, i just poured pepsi on ur fat tummy!!

now its running all down into your bummy, yummy!!!

the pepsi aint yet on ur coober mrs whore? here, let me pour on some more, get on all 4, and i will stick a can of pepsi in them trap door.

big black lady, u have no idea what i got in store. we are going to fix up ur coober and make it better than before.

my dick is now hard, so its time to remove the lard. i open the fur, and i see the coober, suck on your boober, and now im ready to manuver!!

i opened up the black, didn't see no nutsack, so im sure you a girl, i think, here comes the pink, oh, okay, its more like purple,

and the pussy goes burp, so i puy my mouth on her and give a slurp, now its clean, so i drop in that coober a little lima-bean, and hook her coober up to the pussy cleaning machine!!! it cleans her pussy out, gets rid of all the grout, big black lady give one last shout!!!!

thre now, good as new, now that im through, i clean hte pepsi out your chicken coop, and a chicken flyes out and farts, i throw in ur pussy some sweet tarts, and ur pussy farts, ge willikers!!!!!!! now u have a baby, oh sorry u were just taking a shit; i pull out my dmp blade and chop off ur tits, mrs!

have no fear mrs jamima, i will clean ur sloppy pussy up in no tima!
no time like the present, your pussy looks like a dead phesant
so i will give it a present, my cock, i covered it up with a dirty sock, and stuck it in your coober, it felt so super!!!

i licked it clean, and took a shit in there, even shaved off all the hair.

now ur coober is bare, no more hare!
u can even masturbate; sermon of mockery can be ur mate
so we can drink pepsi like the bad boys of the ffn, u big fat nasty hen!!

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

baby doc, sir, u shouldn't have told this tale cuz now u got little scoobys woody bouncing off the walls and....holy shit, my penis just tore a hole in my pants throught my zipper and riped open my pepsi-boxers, and my big blood thirst cock is sitting here throbbing infront of my keyboard, and everyone knows what that means, im going to bring back some good memories 4 mr babydoctorproctor sir, by singing the black lady coober ditty that was taught to me by sacred squirrel and perfected with help of the poet lauriet of hte ffn, littlefirefly!!

well hello there mrs black lady, ur pussy has an infection?

well aunt jamima, my name is thebabydock, and i have a cure; my erection!!!

spread them legs, and lets see them pancakes baby!! they could even have some syrup on them maybe!!! hold on a minute honey, i have to pour some pepsi over that furry little bunny!!

that aint funny, dummy, i just poured pepsi on ur fat tummy!!

now its running all down into your bummy, yummy!!!

the pepsi aint yet on ur coober mrs whore? here, let me pour on some more, get on all 4, and i will stick a can of pepsi in them trap door.

big black lady, u have no idea what i got in store. we are going to fix up ur coober and make it better than before.

my dick is now hard, so its time to remove the lard. i open the fur, and i see the coober, suck on your boober, and now im ready to manuver!!

i opened up the black, didn't see no nutsack, so im sure you a girl, i think, here comes the pink, oh, okay, its more like purple,

and the pussy goes burp, so i puy my mouth on her and give a slurp, now its clean, so i drop in that coober a little lima-bean, and hook her coober up to the pussy cleaning machine!!! it cleans her pussy out, gets rid of all the grout, big black lady give one last shout!!!!

thre now, good as new, now that im through, i clean hte pepsi out your chicken coop, and a chicken flyes out and farts, i throw in ur pussy some sweet tarts, and ur pussy farts, ge willikers!!!!!!! now u have a baby, oh sorry u were just taking a shit; i pull out my dmp blade and chop off ur tits, mrs!

have no fear mrs jamima, i will clean ur sloppy pussy up in no tima!
no time like the present, your pussy looks like a dead phesant
so i will give it a present, my cock, i covered it up with a dirty sock, and stuck it in your coober, it felt so super!!!

i licked it clean, and took a shit in there, even shaved off all the hair.

now ur coober is bare, no more hare!
u can even masturbate; sermon of mockery can be ur mate
so we can drink pepsi like the bad boys of the ffn, u big fat nasty hen!!

 

[KAYNE]

It's all in the mind.

NA MAN, THAT IS REALLY THE ONLY TWO THINGS I CANNOT TAKE. EVERYTHING ESLE ISNT SHIT.




KAYNE

 

[Lumberg]

this is the most fucked up shit ever.......or maybe it's the vicodin and indocin.....but it's some weird shit.

sir.