Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below
napsgear
genezapharmateuticals
domestic-supply
puritysourcelabs
UGL OZ
UGFREAK
napsgeargenezapharmateuticals domestic-supplypuritysourcelabsUGL OZUGFREAK

The winds, the gas, the bombs....

Cardinal Slin

Cardinal Slin

New member
What ever you wanna call it/them,

I have the worst case ever and I know it's related to my protein diet but I am in need of dire help!!!

300+Gs of protein a day and it's not even remotely funny - my boss who is also a friend moved me further away from her desk, she blamed it on my stereo being too loud and her not being able to concentrate but I know that's not true cause it's always on minimum volume and she asked me to move a few days after they started coming out silent but HEAVY...

What can be done, this is sick!

My boss moved me, my other half is threatening to make me sleep on the sofa until I stop, and it's getting to the stage where even I sometimes gag cause the stink is so bad!

Help me,
Someone in need!

On a good note, they can be used as a weapon on people you don't like on the escalators!

It's also great to let one off in the lift or in a small shop and monitor the reactions of people!

PS. what r the other names for farts, both English and foreign?
 
It's embarrasing!

My department consists of a number of beautiful girls and me! No other guys so they know who it is and I can't keep standing and leaving the room everytime it happens otherwise I wont get any work done!

Is there something I can take to at least make the gas smell better or less noticeable?
 
Cardinal Slin said:
It's embarrasing!

My department consists of a number of beautiful girls and me! No other guys so they know who it is QUOTE]

What you don't think chicks fart?
Click to expand...
 
I guess you have never lived with a pregnant woman taking those damn prenatal vitamins. My x wife used to kill it. It was soooooo bad I had to leave the room. I thought one time I might have to result to violence! It was bad!
 
probiotic and digestive enzymes. i consume over 400g a day and this has helped me out. i also switched to a goat whey, due to it being lactose free, this also helps.
 
This thread is gonna establish pre-meditation and you're gonna spend 20 years in an h-block. :D
 
Take digestive enzymes with your meals!
I eat a ton of protein training right now and even girls can get this issue. I use probiotics and enzymes and they help tons!

I get the chewable ones from MaxMuscle and they work great. I find the chewable enzymes work better than the capsules.
 
Yea bro get you some Bromelain. Take one with every meal. Make sure you do not exceed 2500 GDU a day though.
 
FINALLY!!!!!

Dude I hit the gym after my breakfast of <cringe> Cup o Noodle soup (mortgage salesman trying to survive after a 2nd DUI I quite drinking/smoking and drinking caffiene making headway in life but money is...slim) Lunch is a can of tuna can of Pink Salmon and a can of chicken breast all in water sometimes I'll toss in a couple more cans of tuna for good measure than post lunch is 1 or 2 protien bars then before workout is well this isn't a diet thread but...I have had gas..bad gas..the person I carpool to the gym with stopped running her AC and started just keeping the windows down whenever I am in the car...someone mentioned crop dusting? I cleared all of the Bench Press racks...you know how hard it is to drive a man off a bench press rack? I thought my innards were dying on me early..So this happens when you run a very high protien diet? I understand when I have like 6 or 8 taco's for dinner but...chicken and tuna? Beano work for this?
 
On Southern Lord's recommendation, I stopped at GNC(I know, I know) to pick up some Bromelain two hours ago. I took one right before lunch so I don't know if has worked yet. Lunch consisted of grilled chicken and some salad. I am due for a protein shake soon but I think I will wait to take another pill before dinner. My wife thinks I am rotting inside, sometimes I don't doubt her. It might be time for a full digestive system flush of some sort....
 
Cardinal Slin said:
What ever you wanna call it/them,

I have the worst case ever and I know it's related to my protein diet but I am in need of dire help!!!

300+Gs of protein a day and it's not even remotely funny - my boss who is also a friend moved me further away from her desk, she blamed it on my stereo being too loud and her not being able to concentrate but I know that's not true cause it's always on minimum volume and she asked me to move a few days after they started coming out silent but HEAVY...

What can be done, this is sick!

My boss moved me, my other half is threatening to make me sleep on the sofa until I stop, and it's getting to the stage where even I sometimes gag cause the stink is so bad!

Help me,
Someone in need!

On a good note, they can be used as a weapon on people you don't like on the escalators!

It's also great to let one off in the lift or in a small shop and monitor the reactions of people!

PS. what r the other names for farts, both English and foreign?
Click to expand...



LOLOLOLOL:evil:....poor guy.lol
 
Sorry to hear rediculus :(

Hope all works itself out!

I know after a while gas from protein lessens as the body becomes used to the increase in protein. This always happenes to me when on cycle and I know protein powders has some role in it (some make mine worse, some better) and protein bars also have a bad effect on my rear!

I am going to wait to hear what gdf says on this think he bought!

My other half thinks I have a dead rat in my stomach :(
 
Dude, go get this bromilein now....This is the real deal...I took the one before lunch yesterday, one before dinner last night and one this morning. I can count the nonsmelling farts on one hand. My wife high fived me this morning when we woke up. This is a godsend....It is only like 8 bucks for 60 500mg pills.
Southern Lord, you might have saved my marriage!!!....;)
 
GDF said:
Dude, go get this bromilein now....This is the real deal...I took the one before lunch yesterday, one before dinner last night and one this morning. I can count the nonsmelling farts on one hand. My wife high fived me this morning when we woke up. This is a godsend....It is only like 8 bucks for 60 500mg pills.
Southern Lord, you might have saved my marriage!!!....;)
Click to expand...

lol

It is some good shit. Check the GDU for each 500mg pill. It should be listed on the label. You do not want to exceed 2500-3000 GDu's a day. I know my 500mg caps are 600GDU, but some 500mg caps are as much as 2000GDU.
 
The GDU is 2000 per gram and the pills each are 500mg's. I am going to stick with three to four per day.
 
Im glad i work with a bunch of dudes. I leave those ass clowns in a protein death cloud all night, every night! I better get some bromilein myself for clubbing nights. Dont wanna smoke the ladies out!!!
 
If you've been on a high protein diet for a lengthy period of time you might want to consider going (nobody beat my ass up here, okay) vegetarian for about a week or two, just non processed whole grains, lots of veggies both steamed and fresh and lots of fresh fruit. Your body might need sort of a detox, get in live enzymes and living vitamins and minerals. The digestive enzymes and probiotics are also a terrific idea either way. One particular probiotic that I found that helps in that department a LOT is very expensive but has worked practical miracles is Primal Defense by Garden of Life, you need to be taking about six a day for it to really kick in. If you can't swing the $55 a bottle for PD then at least get a probiotic blend.

Last resort, activated charcoal tablets/capsules available at any health food store. You want to take them on an empty stomach, not WITH any food.
 
^Primal Defense is good. Enzymedica is also a great comprehensive enzyme supplement. Take some papain, bromelain, pepsin, pancreatin and HCL tablets for digestion as well. Raw milk if you can obtain it also can procure more good bacteria in your system that's responsible for digestion and breaking down and synthesizing nutrients.
 
Thanks musclemum and everyone else.

I sent my other half on a 4 day break so I am good until then. Thereafter will be getting some of the stuff recommended!
 
another one is activia yogurt, it helps cut back on gas. the wife got me some a while back and said i had better eat it:D anyway, it does help, it doesn't cure it all the way, but it helps. plus it's a nice dessert.
 
mwm5 said:
probiotic and digestive enzymes. i consume over 400g a day and this has helped me out. i also switched to a goat whey, due to it being lactose free, this also helps.
Click to expand...

Do these cause you to shit more or cause the shits/squirts?

I would love to try them as I am in the same kind of office setting at work.....
 
Had the same problem...and I get horrific protien breath.....a friend of mine told me that its not as bad on Isopure. No more bad breath and gas has cut way down...only bad part is...it's pricy
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

X
how best to make sushi
Replies
8
Views
934
wootoom
wootoom
B
help with no energy during workouts
Replies
8
Views
454
Arabian
Arabian
V
how to combat stomach issues after a meal
Replies
17
Views
1K
Noah Wixx
Noah Wixx
J
Supplements / diverticulitis
Replies
8
Views
770
SteveMobsterG
SteveMobsterG
Y
best summer time foods to cool you down?
Replies
20
Views
2K
RoySimpson
RoySimpson
Top Bottom