that was a pretty shitty porno

[Lao Tzu]

i downloaded some lesbian porno last night and i decided to watch it on the computer today. It had a woman with a strap-on giving anal to the other woman. After a minute i noticed something weird about the bottom woman, her face was weird looking. Then she spoke and i thought 'aren't women supposed to have higher pitched voices than that?' then she sat up and i noticed she had no breasts. I put 2 + 2 together at this point.

By this time i'm already about 70 pumps into action, so i feel kinda stupid. luckily i had some other porn so i used that to finish up.

no. 1 with a bullet.

 

[Ganryu]

That is gross. You realize that you are now gay, right?

 

[Lao Tzu]

That is gross. You realize that you are now gay, right?

no im not. i quit jacking off when i figured it was a man. taht means im straight right? i'm pretty sure it does.

 

[Ganryu]

Should we be talking about this?

 

[Lao Tzu]

im indifferent

 

[NoDaddyNo]

I thought this was going to be a thread about Monsters Inc.

 

[Lumberg]

That's too funny nordy

5

wait I forget which is better 1 or 17 but it' seither a 5 or a 12 whichever is better. AH fuck it I'll give it a 13.

 

[magman1]

i cant jerk off to any porno with a penis in it! either lesbians or masturbating!