So I go the the plastic surgeon dude that is gonna cut this carcinomo
shit off of my face. He comes very highly recommended etc. A good Dr.
I'm thinking no biggie, do it right there in the office surgical area under local etc.
He checks my head and reads the pathology report and tells me he won't do the surgery there in his office, and that I will need to have it done at an outpatient surgical center with IV sedation(not general) and a heavy Local. They will have a pathologist onsite to freeze the piece he takes out to slice and verify he got all of it while I wait on the table. If not, he takes more out as this type tends to grow deep roots. So I gotta wait until the end of next month to get this done.
It gets better:
Then he starts looking at my chest where my D.O. had taken the other carcinoma out, and notices a couple of red spots there, and one on my nose.
He says some medical jibberish to the nurse and then tells me I have some other pre-cancerous cells growing there and that he will be giving me topical chemotherapy creme to apply twice daily for 2 weeks.
He said it kills the fast growing cells and that the area will become "Un-Attractive" as he put it. Like I need more of that.
So now I'm thinking, do I wear hats and longsleeve shirts and use SPF 50 and look like Nathan, or do I say "SUN, KISS MY FAT ASS" and continue on as normal ?