Should I tell the woman that I was dating that I want my bottle of lubricant back?

[biteme]

I think you are the horniest man EVA!

That's what I used to tell my friend. "I'm the horniest man alive." Probably not anymore, but close. Men were created for one thing. To fuck women. Society teaches them to try and deny this fact of nature.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

yeah sure, if you want it back laced with cayenne pepper

i can see it now: biteme: "baby, thanks for the lube, im off to have some hot sex, seeyou!"

scorned chick, with Mr Burns voice: "yes...yes you are..."

cut to a later scene, when biteme has his dick in a slurpie, making a thread on EF about killing her

 

[novamanms]

Re: Should I tell the woman that I was dating that I want my bottle of lubricant back

That'd be a bad case of the cock right there.

 

[pintoca]

Re: Should I tell the woman that I was dating that I want my bottle of lubricant back

 

[Daisy_]

yeah sure, if you want it back laced with cayenne pepper

i can see it now: biteme: "baby, thanks for the lube, im off to have some hot sex, seeyou!"

scorned chick, with Mr Burns voice: "yes...yes you are..."

cut to a later scene, when biteme has his dick in a slurpie, making a thread on EF about killing her

Dick in a slurpie. lol

 

[swolenole]

There's only 3 things in life worth talking about. Women, women, and women.

Sounds like someone is hitting the Test/D-Bol stack..

 

[awittyusername]

yeah sure, if you want it back laced with cayenne pepper

i can see it now: biteme: "baby, thanks for the lube, im off to have some hot sex, seeyou!"

scorned chick, with Mr Burns voice: "yes...yes you are..."

cut to a later scene, when biteme has his dick in a slurpie, making a thread on EF about killing her

Good point.

I know girls who have poked holes in ex's condoms

 

[SoKlueles]

dang biteme you need some saltpeter it seems

btw to answer your question YES, get it back if you bought it

 

[sre30]

nah, let it go

It's not worth the risk.

Besides, one night when she drunk dials you and you are having a dry spell, you'll be glad you left it over there. Just don't mind if there's not as much left as last time.

 

[Dry Muscle]

That's tacky. Buy another one.