glad is a good bro...but i think the dude is looking for a easy way to make it.
bro needs to find a trade to work in, something like carpentry, plumbing, heavy construction, etc.
more feasible, and the pay will be better than retail BS.
glad i could point you in the right direction, even give you a contact (after much contemplation on your worthyness)...but it's not gonna be easy work.
but even with a glaring F on your background i could still proly get you a in, if you were willing to sweat in the summer and eat some humble pie.
but i think pursuing a private business startup, esp in this economy and your lack of startup funds and/or education, is a pipe dream