Retarded exercises people do!!!!!!!

[Sebass67]

There is one guy who does like 1/5th squats at my gym and he says he wants to save his knees and that he never uses that range of motion anyway. Ignorant. That is all i can say.

Than one guy asks him if he is squatting deep enough and he is like yeah your fine and i step in and tell him he needs to go deeper. How the hell is 1/5 guy going to tell you you went deep enough if he doesn't know what a good squat is...?

 

[Spruceman]

This thread and others closely related to this one sure makes me glad I workout at home. No waiting to use equipment, no distractions, and no stupid people other than myself. Also, no one to ridicule my use of light weights on some exercises due to rotator-cuff problems.

 

[Skizac]

There is this guy at my gym who I call the Ballistic Gay Dude. He has no muscle whatsoever and acts in the gayest manner possible. I mean, limp wrist, talking with a lisp, striped workout shorts, the whole deal.

When he lifts, he does all 20 of his reps in about 5 seconds, bouncing up and down like a an excited toddler. Hence the "Ballistic" part of his nickname. He will hold 30 pound dumbells in his hands and pound out 20 reps of turbo shrugs and he looks like he's having a freakin' seizure.

The other day I saw him doing the funniest thing I've ever seen. He was on his knees in front of the cable pushdown station, doing a pulldown ab exercise. Except he was very close to the ground, and his butt was sticking out as far as possible, and as always, he was doing his reps at lightspeed. He was in the perfect position for getting screwed up the ass, bouncing back and forth, look of concentraion on his face, eyes rolling.

I had to leave the room to keep from laughing out loud...

 

[SAGAT]

There is this guy at my gym who I call the Ballistic Gay Dude.

 

[rgosit]

damn..all these post r hilarious .. wish i could read them, all..

theres allot of clowns in gyms..

theres a retarted kid in my girls gym..that starts doing jumping jacks..and cartwheels and hes real loud..its hard to get a workout in with him around..

 

[DanG]

How bout lat pulldowns with the one single fixed plate on the machine and they pull the bar down to the right level, but with their arms half extended.

 

[DeeMaxx]

LoL...very funny thread

The worst thing i have ever seen at my gym was this one guy doing
Concentration Curls ,nothing wrong with that,but every time he stoped inbetween sets
he would start to pick his nose and when he thought nobody was looking his way he would slip what he thought was an oozy
lump of protien goodness straight into his mouth

not a nice thing to be looking at when you've just recked yourself with squats

 

[Island Son]

another good reason to wear gloves
now i'm washing my hands after gym too

 

[BeachBombHottie]

Yes... that's a good tip ...
ALWAYS WASH YOUR HANDS!!!!!!LOL

HAHA!!!! I would just stand ther and laugh if I saw anyone doing something dumb. I'd probably just stand there and stare.LOL

 

[Super Halo Man]

Between all of those fuckers who don't wash their hands after hitting he head and pick their noses and asses in the gym, I'm thinking about wearing dishwashing gloves when I work out... just like during sex.