my penis fell off once and I lost it, and then when I went to masturbate I couldn't, so I taped some different items on where my penis was suppose to be, and tried masturbating it, but it didn't work, so I had to find my penis, and some homeless girl was already masturbating with my penis, but she didn't know it was my real penis and then it shot my load all over where her teeth were supposed to be, then I took my penis back, and glued
it on, and masturbated and it worked.