phone sex

[flex123]

Definatly enjoyable when you're far away from someone and cant have regular sex.

I like going back and fourth through text messaging about what I'm doing to her and what she is doing back, ect....Keeps it so you can keep reading it over and play it out in the mind.


Plus the woman enjoys helping me get off this way a lot...and I sure as shit dont mind.

let me hear your experiences............

 

[Smurfy]

nah. rather have the real thing

 

[ZKaudio]

never have.... doubt i ever willl.

 

[BO-DEN]

nah. rather have the real thing

 

[flex123]

nah. rather have the real thing

so if your boyfriend was in LA and you were in NY such as my situation for 3 weeks....You wouldn't do the phone sex thing for them.

You're saying you'd rather have the real thing, so you'd goto the local hole in the wall bar by your house. Find the most sober fat old guy at the bar and take him home and sleep with him? all because you'd rather have the real thing?

O....Yeah, I thought you might say that.

 

[BileStew]

Definatly enjoyable when you're far away from someone and cant have regular sex.

I wouldn't find it a turn on trying to stuff my cock into the earpiece.

 

[flex123]

Boden....You went along with her answer? thats weak bro, I thought you would have more wit than that.

No shit, I'm sure everyone would "rather" have the real thing.

but go back and read my situation.

 

[HumorMe]

Re: Re: phone sex

I wouldn't find it a turn on trying to stuff my cock into the earpiece.

You can always unplug the phone from the wall and use the phone "jack"

 

[Smurfy]

so if your boyfriend was in LA and you were in NY such as my situation for 3 weeks....You wouldn't do the phone sex thing for them.

You're saying you'd rather have the real thing, so you'd goto the local hole in the wall bar by your house. Find the most sober fat old guy at the bar and take him home and sleep with him? all because you'd rather have the real thing?

O....Yeah, I thought you might say that.

lol.

i didnt say i would never do it. in fact, i have done it. it's just not my cup of tea. and no i would not go out and find any old penis just to have the real thing lol

 

[flex123]

Re: Re: phone sex

I wouldn't find it a turn on trying to stuff my cock into the earpiece.

 

[BO-DEN]

so if your boyfriend was in LA and you were in NY such as my situation for 3 weeks....You wouldn't do the phone sex thing for them.

You're saying you'd rather have the real thing, so you'd goto the local hole in the wall bar by your house. Find the most sober fat old guy at the bar and take him home and sleep with him? all because you'd rather have the real thing?

O....Yeah, I thought you might say that.

if my girl friend is in LA im at my other girls house

 

[BileStew]

Re: Re: Re: phone sex

You can always unplug the phone from the wall and use the phone "jack"

Imagine the horror on the face of the phone repairman who had to come "fix the jack'?

 

[flex123]

if my girl friend is in LA im at my other girls house

Do they know about each other? would they care if they found out, if they didnt know already?

If you beleive in Karma...which I do, I'd be nervous that one day some chick you marry might start screwing around and BAM she gets aids and gives it to you. Than you're fucked......all by the means of what goes around comes around 10x's worse.

Out of all the bad shit thats happened to me in my life, I can look back at and see that I did wrong and this is the payback for it.

 

[BileStew]

if my girl friend is in LA im at my other girls house

Then, you, your "other girl" and your girl in LA can have a 3 way-phone sex session.

Brilliant!!

 

[flex123]

Brilliant!!

that phrase reminds me of those Guinness commercials when they guys saying how he found a new way to bottle beer and a new way to open the caps.

 

[BileStew]

that phrase reminds me of those Guinness commercials when they guys saying how he found a new way to bottle beer and a new way to open the caps.

LOL, what's funny is, when I typed it, I yelled it too and slammed down a 12 pack of Killians.

Needless to say, I'm now completly shitfaced and typing with my nose.

 

[flex123]

LOL, what's funny is, when I typed it, I yelled it too and slammed down a 12 pack of Killians.

Needless to say, I'm now completly shitfaced and typing with my nose.

BRilliant!!!

 

[Buddy_Christ]

nothing wrong with phone sex. i'd always prefer the real thing, definetly. but there's just some times that you don't want to go at it alone. kinda nice to have a "partner."

 

[calveless wonder]

phone sex is ok but if your chick has a computer and a webcam.......

thats the best way to do it.

its gotten me through a rough past couple of weeks.

 

[SoKlueles]

LOL, what's funny is, when I typed it, I yelled it too and slammed down a 12 pack of Killians.

Needless to say, I'm now completly shitfaced and typing with my nose.

 

[d3track]

phone sex is ok but if your chick has a computer and a webcam.......

thats the best way to do it.

naughty!

 

[Gymgurl]

I had phone sex yesterday while driving in my car and fingering myself at the same time.....talk about women drivers

 

[d3track]

so you're the one who almost put me in the guard rail!

 

[SoKlueles]

who do u think gymgurl was on the phone with?





1800 SOKLUELES

 

[Gymgurl]

Yep I was telling her how I love to lick her kitty over and over again until she cums on my face!!

 

[SoKlueles]

and she was pretending i was fingering her.....it was so nice...hey GG call me!!!!!

 

[d3track]

 

[Gymgurl]

I'll be calling you this evening to tell you what to do with that toys I sent you....you know I love to hear you get off over the phone

 

[SoKlueles]

GYMGURL IS THE reason i have free longdistance...i love hearing her moan in the phone

 

[powerslave]

Dammit! I know better than to come in this place during the work day.

 

[Gymgurl]

I know your nights are filled with sex.....from me....So tell your ex he has been replaced

 

[SoKlueles]

he he

 

[d3track]

it's good it's friday because i'm getting nothing acomplised right now

 

[Gymgurl]

Well I am......wet just plain hot and wet

 

[d3track]

Well I am......wet just plain hot and wet

oh yeah??????

 

[SoKlueles]

yes she is....trust me

 

[powerslave]

All right that's it! Gotta go find someplace private.

 

[Gymgurl]

Yes I am.....want a taste........

 

[d3track]

yes



yes i do........

 

[SoKlueles]

back off d3track...thats my ho

 

[Gymgurl]

[email protected] is all I can do right now

 

[SoKlueles]

tee hee

 

[hamstershaver]

that is all I can do right now

why, did you already cum??

 

[d3track]

we can all three have fun



its all good gurls

 

[SoKlueles]

yeah im good huh?

 

[d3track]

yeah im good huh?

don't know...............



















yet

 

[corythosaurus]

GREAT GOOGLYMOOGLY!

 

[SoKlueles]

lol cory did u choke on ur food?

 

[doubles1]

MY GIRL lives in fla we have phone sex about twice a week...we both have webcams and do that stuff sometimes...i would be able to be with her permanently till June.....it sux more than ever being away ........hardest thing ive ever done...


dubz.

 

[Gymgurl]

Phone sex is fun with the right person!!

 

[corythosaurus]

Phone sex is fun with the right person!!

Call me!

 

[Gymgurl]

Pm me your number baby

 

[d3track]

Pm me your number baby

i'm gone a couple days and i'm left out?

 

[newpump]

The phone sex thing is kinda cool. I've been in 2 major long term/long distance relationships (both with the same girl - both a few years appart - THERE is a story...) anyway, it is the only option in these times of need. She was AMAZING (I happen to love her voice too BTW so it was extra good) at stiring my inner desires etc. It really IS a skill though, I have attempted it with some gals and it just ROTTED. So, I guess my point it - try it and see if its good .

 

[SoKlueles]

what is phone sex?

 

[powerslave]

what is phone sex?

It's when you call me or I call you and we tell each other all the naughty things we would do to each other.

 

[SoKlueles]

oh dear.. thanks power..u call me im on a fixed income