I'm such a fucking retard.
I registered a while back to do the Spartan Race, which will be this Saturday. When I registered, there was an option to do an additional opening event called the "Hurricane Heat" as a warmup the morning of the event. It wasn't described, but I figured it's just a warmup and if I'm going to do the event I should do it all the way. Today I got my pre-race info with a description of the whole process. The fucking "warmup" is a 3-4 hour long event that starts at 6 in the fucking morning. It starts so early that we are required to wear headlamps because it will still be dark out.
Then I have the actual race itself at 12:30.
This thing may kill me.
I've done a couple, and I'd like to make you feel better and say it isn't that bad, but I won't lie bro....you're gonna want to bring a vial of poison to drink about halfway through.
Those things are so damn badass. They advertise to be for the average guy, but once you're knee deep in it you realize why they call it the Spartan Race....