Okay, I'm sitting here reading all the online "flirting" that's going on, and I can't help but think that you all are just as promiscous as I am. So it got me thinking "I wonder if everyone out there has a sex story as rotten as mine". It's nothing to be embarassed about, it happens to everyone.....I'll start it off and we'll see how many we get:
Here goes....
I had just turned 19 and had finally moved out of the parents house and gotten an apartment of my own. Everything was going great, the summer here in Nova Scotia, Canada was crazy hot, my workouts were going great. I was tanned, my gym workouts were paying off huge and I was on the prowl for some women.
I went to a party one night and saw a georgeous girl sitting on the couch, by herself with a really sad look on her face. I put on my best "sympathic caring" mask and went over and talked to her (hoping I could take advantage of her in what appeared to be a vulnerable stage......come on, you would've done it too....she was smokin hot!!) So we started chatting and she was complaining about how her and her boyfriend had just broken up and a buch of other shit I don't really remember......then I asked her if she wanted to get out of the party and go for a walk (this line never usally works, but for some reason it did)
anywho....
We ended up going for a walk through a park that "just happenend" to be right beside my apartment. I asked her if she wanted to come up for some drinks and to my surprise (again) she said "yes"!!
So we polished off a few bottles of wine and started fooling around. Things were going great, she turned out to be a lot more wild than I had expected and went from great to amazing when she went down on me!!! After she was done, she said that I had to return the favor. Well I jumped at the opertunity to do so. Now anyone who has "returned the favor before" knows that you don't just jump right eat and start munching you've gotta start at the ankles and work your way up......so I'm doin my thing, and she's lovilng it.....I'm working up the ankle, then to the calve, then to the thigh, then.......something hits my forhead. (no....she didn't have a cock) I had NO idea what it was, all I knew is that something wet and soft touched my forehead. I didn't know what to think, I was still a good 4 or 5 inches away from the promise land, I was terrified to move my face again......but I did. After I went up a little higher, it hit me again. After thinking about it for a second I realized what it was. This girl had pubic hair that must've been atleast 5 inches long and it was soaking wet. Well let me tell you, I was pretty grossed out. I told her I had to go to the bathroom and stayed in there for almost 3 hours. She eventually got the point that I wasn't coming back out and collected up her belongings and left.
To this day all my friends refer to it as the "Wet Seaweed Incident"
Beat that!!!
Here goes....
I had just turned 19 and had finally moved out of the parents house and gotten an apartment of my own. Everything was going great, the summer here in Nova Scotia, Canada was crazy hot, my workouts were going great. I was tanned, my gym workouts were paying off huge and I was on the prowl for some women.
I went to a party one night and saw a georgeous girl sitting on the couch, by herself with a really sad look on her face. I put on my best "sympathic caring" mask and went over and talked to her (hoping I could take advantage of her in what appeared to be a vulnerable stage......come on, you would've done it too....she was smokin hot!!) So we started chatting and she was complaining about how her and her boyfriend had just broken up and a buch of other shit I don't really remember......then I asked her if she wanted to get out of the party and go for a walk (this line never usally works, but for some reason it did)
anywho....
We ended up going for a walk through a park that "just happenend" to be right beside my apartment. I asked her if she wanted to come up for some drinks and to my surprise (again) she said "yes"!!
So we polished off a few bottles of wine and started fooling around. Things were going great, she turned out to be a lot more wild than I had expected and went from great to amazing when she went down on me!!! After she was done, she said that I had to return the favor. Well I jumped at the opertunity to do so. Now anyone who has "returned the favor before" knows that you don't just jump right eat and start munching you've gotta start at the ankles and work your way up......so I'm doin my thing, and she's lovilng it.....I'm working up the ankle, then to the calve, then to the thigh, then.......something hits my forhead. (no....she didn't have a cock) I had NO idea what it was, all I knew is that something wet and soft touched my forehead. I didn't know what to think, I was still a good 4 or 5 inches away from the promise land, I was terrified to move my face again......but I did. After I went up a little higher, it hit me again. After thinking about it for a second I realized what it was. This girl had pubic hair that must've been atleast 5 inches long and it was soaking wet. Well let me tell you, I was pretty grossed out. I told her I had to go to the bathroom and stayed in there for almost 3 hours. She eventually got the point that I wasn't coming back out and collected up her belongings and left.
To this day all my friends refer to it as the "Wet Seaweed Incident"
Beat that!!!