my mouth got the better of me

[sh4dowf4lcon]

 

[ashash]

Maybe you should tell him the thing about the fat chick line, and how you'd feel the way he did -- so you understand why he's upset. But point out to him that you two were talking about his flaccid penis, which has nothing at all to do with how big he is erect, and the words just came out of your mouth since he brought up "small", that all you were trying to do was make a cutesy comment that related to what he said. Reiterate again that you understand why he feels that way, that you didn't mean it and you're sorry for hurting him and then blow him silly and keep blowing him until he feels better.

 

[ZKaudio]

if he really isn't small then who gives a fuck, tell him it's the only one he's going to get so he might as well get used to it.

 

[seraphElite]

gg dumbass.....you better fuck him good for that

 

[Gymgurl]

One thing you should learn now.....never talk about a mans penis unless it is HUGE and never talk about your weight because you don't want to hear it if he tells you the truth

 

[gingersnap]

if he really isn't small then who gives a fuck, tell him it's the only one he's going to get so he might as well get used to it.

I agree, this would really only be a problem if he WAS small. Trust me if he is well endowed he knows it. That being said, I would still playfully grab his hard dick through his jeans and say something like man you are huge...when can I have some of that....ya know that kinda thing. I am not one to relive (bring up again) awkward moments. Just make new, better memories

 

[kwenklown]

I FIXED IT LAST NIGHT THE WORLD IS BACK TO NORMAL (if that can happen) woo hoo did I ever *sweats*

 

[Mr. Black]

Well tell us...what did you do?

 

[SoKlueles]

Played monopoly? hehe

 

[BileStew]

Well tell us...what did you do?

She bought him a carnival mirror to make it appear longer.