my mouth got the better of me

[kwenklown]

I thought I should come clean I fell really bad last night after my b/f and I made love he said a comment about his limp penis being small and asked if I liked it jokingly I said the only small penis I like is yours (I am so stupid ) now he thinks he is small and he is really well indowed I fell really bad and I cant think of a way to take it back.....Is there a way ???

 

[sweetnes11]

Tell him you made a boo boo and give him a kiss on the boo boo and make it all better , If you get my drift, wink wink

 

[corythosaurus]

No, not really.

Just time.........and go down on him every chance you get.

I mean, what if you asked if you looked fat and he replied the you're the only fat chick he loved.

Could he make up for it?

Words mean things. Especially when it comes to the male ego hanging between their legs.

 

[Mr. Black]

Invite one of your hot female friends over for a weekend full of hot 3sum fun. Remember though the key to success is that anything goes. If he says "suck pussy", you say "yes please". This should help compensate for his little pecker.

 

[corythosaurus]

Invite one of your hot female friends over for a weekend full of hot 3sum fun. Remember though the key to success is that anything goes. If he says "suck pussy", you say "yes please". This should help compensate for his little pecker.

Even better!

But how sorry and wrong are you really?

Three or four of your hot friends would amplify your regret even further.

 

[juve]

next time you're deepthroating him, tell him you can feel it in you ass..

 

[Deterass]

Thats pretty bad,worst thing you coulda said.We take penis size personal!Now next time lick his asshole.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

just tell him straight adn that you arent lying. be sincere then blow him

rude rude rude

 

[kwenklown]

I dont think having a 3sum would help things and I would be to jealous for that anyway I dont eat girls and I would never agree to that I am really sorry and I see what you mean about the fat thing relating maybe he will understand one day

 

[BileStew]

next time you're deepthroating him, tell him you can feel it in you ass..

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

 

[ashash]

Maybe you should tell him the thing about the fat chick line, and how you'd feel the way he did -- so you understand why he's upset. But point out to him that you two were talking about his flaccid penis, which has nothing at all to do with how big he is erect, and the words just came out of your mouth since he brought up "small", that all you were trying to do was make a cutesy comment that related to what he said. Reiterate again that you understand why he feels that way, that you didn't mean it and you're sorry for hurting him and then blow him silly and keep blowing him until he feels better.

 

[ZKaudio]

if he really isn't small then who gives a fuck, tell him it's the only one he's going to get so he might as well get used to it.

 

[seraphElite]

gg dumbass.....you better fuck him good for that

 

[Gymgurl]

One thing you should learn now.....never talk about a mans penis unless it is HUGE and never talk about your weight because you don't want to hear it if he tells you the truth

 

[gingersnap]

if he really isn't small then who gives a fuck, tell him it's the only one he's going to get so he might as well get used to it.

I agree, this would really only be a problem if he WAS small. Trust me if he is well endowed he knows it. That being said, I would still playfully grab his hard dick through his jeans and say something like man you are huge...when can I have some of that....ya know that kinda thing. I am not one to relive (bring up again) awkward moments. Just make new, better memories

 

[kwenklown]

I FIXED IT LAST NIGHT THE WORLD IS BACK TO NORMAL (if that can happen) woo hoo did I ever *sweats*

 

[Mr. Black]

Well tell us...what did you do?

 

[SoKlueles]

Played monopoly? hehe

 

[BileStew]

Well tell us...what did you do?

She bought him a carnival mirror to make it appear longer.

 

[kwenklown]

nope I broke out the sexy night , lit a candle and put on some music when he came home from work I was laid out on the bed like a thanksgiving day turkey worked like a charm...woo hoo

 

[DJ_UFO]

If he is small, HE IS SMALL. He has to be enough man to be a secure guy and know what he has.

 

[kwenklown]

he is big...I just made him feel bad but it is all better now and btw I ment to say nighty instead or night up on my last post

 

[sweetnes11]

Well I am glad the world is back to normal ( what ever normal is for you )

 

[kwenklown]

yeah normal *lmao* I dont even know the meaning

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

you should've said since it's small, it won't hurt if he puts it in your butt