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My 'cleanup' towel is being donated to Good Will

in college, i always warned my dormmates to NEVER search for socks in my dirty clothes box......heh heh
 
Actually I think the worst part of this is that he let his mother handle this towel that he has cum in hundreds of times.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Actually I think the worst part of this is that he let his mother handle this towel that he has cum in hundreds of times.

didnt you remember the part where i said that I washed it? not her? she just saw it sitting in the dryer :lmao:
 
dude, i got something faul to add....
in college i used dip a lot... and would spit in cups and empty cans all over the place. and i kept a big blue plastic cup with a papertowel it and used to nut in that. One night i was really fucked up and put a dip in and sat infront of the computer to jerk off, well midway through i had to spit and just picked up the cup to spit in and it was my nut cup. yack...
 
Ive heard sperm can live outside the body for several days. Maybe with some luck a chick down at the good will center will make you a new daddy by accident!
 
KD1 said:
Ive heard sperm can live outside the body for several days. Maybe with some luck a chick down at the good will center will make you a new daddy by accident!

Yeah, even if it is already dead by the time she gets it, if a woman actually gets this towel it will be the closest his sperm has ever been to a real life woman. I guess that is progress in a way.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Yeah, even if it is already dead by the time she gets it, if a woman actually gets this towel it will be the closest his sperm has ever been to a real life woman. I guess that is progress in a way.

With the obvious exception of his mom.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Yeah, even if it is already dead by the time she gets it, if a woman actually gets this towel it will be the closest his sperm has ever been to a real life woman. I guess that is progress in a way.

wtf?
 
lol oh poor fxygel
 
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