My 'cleanup' towel is being donated to Good Will

[Spartacus]

not many peeps on at 2am
angel had the final answer fifhteen threads in a row

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Bro that is wrong. You know the right thing to do is fess up to your mother and tell her why she can't give that towel to goodwill. What would Jesus do?

 

[medical]

Bro that is wrong. You know the right thing to do is fess up to your mother and tell her why she can't give that towel to goodwill. What would Jesus do?

Use Mary Magdalene's hair.

 

[healother]

Omg!
that is nasty...I hope your mom atleast washed the friggin thing before donating it.

I was the one who washed it actually. earlier in the week, but i just left it sitting in the dryer, lol. thats probably why she asked about it.

Paper cups.

I recycle goo containers

i do that too but with styrofoam cups. you can wash em out many times.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

i do that too but with styrofoam cups. you can wash em out many times.

Ok bro. That was TMI. You need to get some pussy bad. Please please please will one of you EF ladies just bust his cherry for him? I can't take this shit.

 

[healother]

Bro that is wrong. You know the right thing to do is fess up to your mother and tell her why she can't give that towel to goodwill. What would Jesus do?

Jesus would have never wrecked a towel by masturbating in it in the first place

the towel is still good, the washing machine made it look pretty nice. its just the whole thought that its now going to be used to dry someone's face.

Ok bro. That was TMI. You need to get some pussy bad. Please please please will one of you EF ladies just bust his cherry for him? I can't take this shit.

 

[healother]

I just noticed this thread wound up in "Elite Between the Sheets"

 

[redguru]

The worst part of this thread is Healother still lives at home and his mom still does his laundry.

 

[gotmilk]

The worst part of this thread is Healother still lives at home and his mom still does his laundry.

and pollutes the environment with styrofoam

 

[redguru]

and pollutes the environment with styrofoam

1000 years from now they'll create a healother clone from the spermatazoa they collect from a coffee cup.

They'll have to clone his mother's basement too.