My 'cleanup' towel is being donated to Good Will

[healother]

My 'cleanup' towel (you know which kind) is being donated to Good Will

My mom just asked me about a towel that i keep in my room, my cleanup towel (yes, THAT kind of cleanup towel) It just got done going through the wash.

She asked me if I was using it, and I told her "It's been useful"

The she says, "well we have another towel the same color, so I think I'm just going to donate this one to Good Will"
I didn't say a word.
LOL!

 

[heatherrae]

That is just foul. LOL.

 

[gotmilk]

what's a clean up towel?

 

[healother]

what's a clean up towel?

the one you use to cleanup after doing something pleasurable.

 

[gotmilk]

having fun?

 

[healother]

having fun?

read it again.

 

[heatherrae]

You know....eating oreos and dunking them in a glass of milk then cleaning up soggy crumbs in his room.

 

[healother]

You know....eating oreos and dunking them in a glass of milk then cleaning up soggy crumbs in his room.

yep its oreo frosting, or possibly dried milk, thats what I keep telling people

 

[seaking420]

thats funny, I thought I was the only won that used a cleanup towel

 

[gotmilk]

that's why god invented fat chicks...to clean up

 

[healother]

thats funny, I thought I was the only won that used a cleanup towel

i think a lot of guys use one, or a sock, or an old t-shirt, but they are just too embarassed to admit it.

 

[Lao Tzu]

LOL. I have a special group of washcloths (color coded so I don't confuse them with the ones I wash my face with) for that kind of thing. Funny thing is when I went home once and my parents did my laundry my mom took some of them. I found one that my dad ended up using to wash his hands and face. Of course it had been cleaned by then but still.

 

[Spartacus]

my "cleanup" towel crusted with sperm
you could stand up in a corner

 

[jackangel]

delete

 

[Spartacus]

even today when I nut myself I have an urge to load the towel into the washer
do a follow up load
so to speak
must harken back to my days of youth
in which my Judeo-Christian upbringing made me feel masturbation was bad

 

[Spartacus]

You know....eating oreos and dunking them in a glass of milk then cleaning up soggy crumbs in his room.

woman will down an entire package of Oreo's when they don't have someone to love on their cooter
you'll have a better Christmas '07
I have confidence in you

 

[gotmilk]

Paper cups.

I recycle goo containers

 

[Spartacus]

I'm drinking beer so fast trying to figure it out
be spilling out the sides of my mouth cause I answered myself

 

[Arabian]

LOL. I have a special group of washcloths (color coded so I don't confuse them with the ones I wash my face with) for that kind of thing. Funny thing is when I went home once and my parents did my laundry my mom took some of them. I found one that my dad ended up using to wash his hands and face. Of course it had been cleaned by then but still.

They say its really good for your skin....lol

 

[Cutiebaby]

Omg!
that is nasty...I hope your mom atleast washed the friggin thing before donating it.

 

[Spartacus]

not many peeps on at 2am
angel had the final answer fifhteen threads in a row

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Bro that is wrong. You know the right thing to do is fess up to your mother and tell her why she can't give that towel to goodwill. What would Jesus do?

 

[medical]

Bro that is wrong. You know the right thing to do is fess up to your mother and tell her why she can't give that towel to goodwill. What would Jesus do?

Use Mary Magdalene's hair.

 

[healother]

Omg!
that is nasty...I hope your mom atleast washed the friggin thing before donating it.

I was the one who washed it actually. earlier in the week, but i just left it sitting in the dryer, lol. thats probably why she asked about it.

Paper cups.

I recycle goo containers

i do that too but with styrofoam cups. you can wash em out many times.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

i do that too but with styrofoam cups. you can wash em out many times.

Ok bro. That was TMI. You need to get some pussy bad. Please please please will one of you EF ladies just bust his cherry for him? I can't take this shit.

 

[healother]

Bro that is wrong. You know the right thing to do is fess up to your mother and tell her why she can't give that towel to goodwill. What would Jesus do?

Jesus would have never wrecked a towel by masturbating in it in the first place

the towel is still good, the washing machine made it look pretty nice. its just the whole thought that its now going to be used to dry someone's face.

Ok bro. That was TMI. You need to get some pussy bad. Please please please will one of you EF ladies just bust his cherry for him? I can't take this shit.

 

[healother]

I just noticed this thread wound up in "Elite Between the Sheets"

 

[redguru]

The worst part of this thread is Healother still lives at home and his mom still does his laundry.

 

[gotmilk]

The worst part of this thread is Healother still lives at home and his mom still does his laundry.

and pollutes the environment with styrofoam

 

[redguru]

and pollutes the environment with styrofoam

1000 years from now they'll create a healother clone from the spermatazoa they collect from a coffee cup.

They'll have to clone his mother's basement too.

 

[rnch]

in college, i always warned my dormmates to NEVER search for socks in my dirty clothes box......heh heh

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Actually I think the worst part of this is that he let his mother handle this towel that he has cum in hundreds of times.

 

[healother]

Actually I think the worst part of this is that he let his mother handle this towel that he has cum in hundreds of times.

didnt you remember the part where i said that I washed it? not her? she just saw it sitting in the dryer

 

[misticat]

dude, i got something faul to add....
in college i used dip a lot... and would spit in cups and empty cans all over the place. and i kept a big blue plastic cup with a papertowel it and used to nut in that. One night i was really fucked up and put a dip in and sat infront of the computer to jerk off, well midway through i had to spit and just picked up the cup to spit in and it was my nut cup. yack...

 

[needtogetaas]

my "cleanup" towel crusted with sperm
you could stand up in a corner

lmao

 

[KD1]

Ive heard sperm can live outside the body for several days. Maybe with some luck a chick down at the good will center will make you a new daddy by accident!

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Ive heard sperm can live outside the body for several days. Maybe with some luck a chick down at the good will center will make you a new daddy by accident!

Yeah, even if it is already dead by the time she gets it, if a woman actually gets this towel it will be the closest his sperm has ever been to a real life woman. I guess that is progress in a way.

 

[redguru]

Yeah, even if it is already dead by the time she gets it, if a woman actually gets this towel it will be the closest his sperm has ever been to a real life woman. I guess that is progress in a way.

With the obvious exception of his mom.

 

[healother]

Yeah, even if it is already dead by the time she gets it, if a woman actually gets this towel it will be the closest his sperm has ever been to a real life woman. I guess that is progress in a way.

wtf?

 

[SoKlueles]

lol oh poor fxygel

 

[healother]

lol oh poor fxygel

its ok, i thought it was all pretty funny