Morons at the gym (the official thread)...

[Will Goes Boing]

After years of going to the gym I finally noticed a squat rack curler. My gym's squat rack is rarely ever used so it's no big deal, but this guy matches a lot of the morons you guys described. No muscles, chubby, jumping up and swinging the bar to get it up. Then after that he goes over to the ez curl rack and does some more curls.

 

[SaiBoT]

Saw some guy lay on a flat bench doing some weird arm movement. He was laying on his side with his head resting on one hand sort of like he's posing. He then uses his other arm to hold a 5 pound dumbell and does a jacking off motion.. I think he was working his tricep or something. It was gay.

I feel you bro, for those who had trouble understanding the image you were trying to explain with words here is a video don't have nothing against gay people, but this is funny...

YouTube - Rotator Cuff Exercises for Pain Relief / Shoulder Pain Relief

 

[bruce9241]

I feel you bro, for those who had trouble understanding the image you were trying to explain with words here is a video don't have nothing against gay people, but this is funny...

YouTube - Rotator Cuff Exercises for Pain Relief / Shoulder Pain Relief

That's exactly it! The guy in the video looked like the guy at the gym too. They were wearing the same tight sleeveless shirt.

 

[uamaverick]

That's exactly it! The guy in the video looked like the guy at the gym too. They were wearing the same tight sleeveless shirt.

Same at my gym. Geigh much? The guy I saw was actually doing an exaggerated form of that as well, which made it even better.

 

[artificialaspirations]

yeah, gay lookin but necessary for some of us...I do them standing with a cable to avoid looking like the guy in the video

 

[QiangDa]

I might start doing these also, just to keep my rotators good. But I'll do that at home, not at the gym. It seems if you're going to do anything that looks that way...it might be better off in the privacy of your own home.

 

[bruce9241]

Today I saw a guy taking a shit in the bathroom with the door open. Not sure why the door was open. I walked by the stalls to get to the sink area and he was in there with his pants to his ankles dropping a load.

 

[SaiBoT]

Today I saw a guy taking a shit in the bathroom with the door open. Not sure why the door was open. I walked by the stalls to get to the sink area and he was in there with his pants to his ankles dropping a load.

Yeah maybe he was expecting a lil help there...

Last week i saw these skinny, tall sloppy-walker mid-age guy. loading up the hack squat machine with 400lbs or more, with no warm-up whatsover and it was like 7am he then proceeded with some half quarter squats, but i was minding my own business so just walked away downstairs to proceed with my ab work, few minutes later he went to the abs station too and was touching his lower back obviously in pain from the bad form squats.

I mean are these people even for real, the guy couldn't even walk straight and yet he went to do that crap, this is beyond all understanding

 

[2DIEZEL]

Most ppl suck at the gym and only get in my way.

 

[Hellawulf]

In the locker room, I once saw the most nerdy looking guy you could ever see in your life, about 5'6" 170 pounds, very chubby, big round glasses, bald spot, very weak... getting changed. He was in the dead middle of the locker room, which is fairly large and has some more private areas, but he decides to get butt naked. He definately didn't have anything to show off, but I have to give him credit, the bro was def secure with his body apparenlty. I was 17 at the time, and I was much bigger waking by, also it seemed like at that moment every big guy that attended that gym was in that locker room at the same time.