Morons at the gym (the official thread)...

[Snarling Force]

I've seen some dumb shit. Worst thing I've ever seen though happened in the locker room. Some fuckface brought his daughter into the locker room apparently to get something out of his locker. She was probably 8-10 years old. He told her, "Don't look." There she was in the midst of guys with their cocks hangin out, fatties in the gang shower, shit this girl should not have been seeing, but worst of all, it was a total lack of respect for us guys in there nude on the part of the father. I can't believe this Dad would do that. It pissed us all off.

 

[treilin]

It's better being a woman in the gym because you have these guys that think they know everything about lifting yet their body doesn't change over 5-10-15 years using all this great knowledge they have.
So while doing a spider curl one day using the preacher curl bench from the other side, some beefcake guy walks over laughing and tells me in his uptmost loud voice and laughing,"Do you know you are using that bench wrong, it's a preacher curl bench and you are supposed to use one of these (ez-bar) and sit on the seat on the other side?" As he was laughing I began to laugh out loud and said,"Well if I was doing preacher curls now I would probably be sitting there on that seat with an EZ-BAR curling 75 pounds, but since I'm doing a s-p-i-d-e-r curl there is no need for that now is there!" Then I walk by him laughing as the guys around begin to laugh at him, and continue over to my trainer who I retold the story to out loud so the whole gym could look at him and he turned bright red. Needless to say I have only seen him once in the past 6 months... I wonder why?! Sometimes it's better to keep your mouth shut especially if you are talking to a redhead in the gym!

 

[~Troy~]

omg.. some of these stories i hope are fake cuz if they are true...LMAO!

 

[markshark]

this is actually another funny story i saw once at the gym. this one guy was going to the bathroom (poop) right next to me when i was doing incline curls. i looked at him and i was like "that stinks" and he did a head stand. everyone thought it was really strange. then he put a plate on the t bar row and was pullin it real fast with one arm and with the other hand was pretendin he was fuckin a broad and was slappin her ass.

 

[djeclipse]

this is actually another funny story i saw once at the gym. this one guy was going to the bathroom (poop) right next to me when i was doing incline curls. i looked at him and i was like "that stinks" and he did a head stand. everyone thought it was really strange. then he put a plate on the t bar row and was pullin it real fast with one arm and with the other hand was pretendin he was fuckin a broad and was slappin her ass.

lol, good story but I am going to have to call BS on this one....

 

[*Bunny*]

lol, good stoyr but I am going to have to call BS on this one....

LOL I don't even get how that is possible ... & here's me trying to picture it

 

[PhillyBoyInTN]

There was a guy at my old gym that would work out for awhile but you could always tell when he was done..... he'd be standing around talking to the PT holding his gym bag drinking a 20oz Coke.

 

[nelmsjer]

There was a guy at my old gym that would work out for awhile but you could always tell when he was done..... he'd be standing around talking to the PT holding his gym bag drinking a 20oz Coke.

Man, everyone knows that you need high glycemic carbs after your workout. He must have mixed his hydrolyzed whey protein right into the Coke. The carbonation will give it super-fast delivery and ultimate absorption qualities.



Ok. What scares me is that the unscrupulous supplement companies could actually pull this one off...

Crap. What scares me even more is that this could be a serendipitous moment, and I will be responsible for the next wave in post-workout supplementation. Be afraid.

 

[PhillyBoyInTN]

The gym I goto now has a guy that is a double whammy. EVERYDAY I'm there(for cardio or lifting, usually 5 days a week) he is working his WHOLE body. He has a very large gut and usually has like 3 muscle milks while there(always leaves the empty cartons laying around) not only that he is always there before I get there and after I leave because he is a serious TALKER. he tries to talk to everyone there(except me with my headphones on). Today I saw him trying to carry on a conversation with a dude on the flat bench doing bench press with dumbbells with a pretty good amount of weight. I would have been PISSED if that were me.

 

[silver_shadow]

Did he say anything to you after the owner came to the rescue?

no he just slunk away and kept a low profile after that. since then he never spoke to me. if i came anywhere near him, he'd try and avoid me.