Morons at the gym (the official thread)...

[DaBangEm]

Ok thats really funny, and almost impossible to imagine. but ABERCROMBIE damnit damn has nothing to do with homo's! Girl think it's hot, because its stylishhh, anyways, can we all just stop with the abercrombie bashing, i dont see YOU with a clothing company...enough said.

This dudes so geigh for the Abercrombie. The shits made for anorexic high school guys. I tried on a double xxl one time and it was tighter than an under armour compression shirt. They do this on purpose. To make small dudes feel larger than they really are. Popped collars etc, nah man. I'll stick with Lacoste at least their shit fits men.

 

[dazzohulk]

Story #2, I was asked to spot this guy on the smith machine doing decline bench (the gym doesn't have a decline bench so a lot of the guys use the smith machine). It was loaded up with way more then this roid head could ever dream of lifting. He literally move the bear up and down like 3", I was like WTF is this guy doing. I stood there trying not to laugh and only helped him get the bar back to the top for the last "rep". He gets up and says "man, that sucked, I usually do more".

some guys only move the bar a few inches to work their way up to the big weight they want and getting spotted even if you are getting spotted for alot of reps build strength faster (depending on how much the spotter is taking)

 

[moya]

^yea, then what happens one day that the weight they are using goes out of that tiny little range of motion they are used to... tear...
and why a spot on the smith? it stops with a twist of the wrist...

ive had a guy recently ask me for a spot with some incline dumbell presses... got like 3-4 inch range of motion, nowhere near hitting his chest... said the same damn thing... 'blah blah bloo, last week i did more', lol more of what?!

 

[Flash421]

I just got back from the gym and there was a guy doing weighted calf raises with a box on the smith machine. He started off just using the bar but as soon as a attractive female walk in he hurried to put 45s and 25s on the bar (I was directly behind him doing Arnold press so I saw everything unfold)
As he began to do his first rep the box flew up and hit him right in the gut. needless to say I was laughing my ass off.

 

[JWBurns]

Nothing pisses me off more than the dudes that stack the leg press machine full of plates, and do 4" "presses". Some of the most dope crap I've seen I swear.

 

[grubd]

LOL.... ILS= Imaginary lat syndrome !!!!! gotta love it....

Any guys ever catch guys exsessively watching you workout from your reflection in the mirror? Quit watching me like i cant see you and work out weirdo..... Creepy shit.... (Psizzle excluded a lot of guys always do that to the ladies)

I hate that shit. Let me work out without you trying to check me out like a normal guy would do to a hot chick. I intentionally try to never stair at anyone else this happen.

 

[Flash421]

Leaving the gym now and saw a 300 pound personal trainer all fat.

 

[moya]

Leaving the gym now and saw a 300 pound personal trainer all fat.

no better, i have a female trainer at my gym that is just skinny... and its funny because other women think she's going to be able to help them lose weight, but she's always been skinny and had some type of eating disorder... no knowlege of training at all... i feel bad for the truly out of shape people that try hard but dont get anywhere because of bullshit training and dieting instruction...

 

[stevesmi]

personal trainers are mostly just sales people. especially at those big box gyms. its not hard to become a pesonal trainer and you can make money if you know how to get sales if you don't give results. don't you all agree with that?

I'm sure there are a few legit trainers out there and on here, but most just want the sale and couldn't care less

 

[bull52]

I personally can't stand when a fat out of shape Guy puts a tank top reverse so his gyno looking nipples and tits are hanging out while he's doing the bicep jig. Lmao makes me throw up in my mouth a little everytime