Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below What pisses me off the most is they guys who throw the weights around...Its always some egotistical jackass who thinks slammin 50 lb DB's to get everyones attention will mkae him look like a badass...Instead it makes us al look at him and think what a tool he is. OH and his legs are thge size of twigs! he trains chest almost everyday...Another thing that drives me mad is the idiots who walk around acting like trainers and they dont have a fucking clue how to properly train! Or everybody knows these idiots...the guys who are like ^ feet tall weighing 190 lbs and walk like they cant keep their arms down because there extremely small lats are just to swole!! fuckin histerical when i see those dudes.
Morons at the gym (the official thread)...
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SPEKTOR-AAA
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I have to agree this is what happens when you make getting a training certificate so easy.
twenty47
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Time to Add myself to this thread:
Okay.... did my last set of Shrugs.... turned around to see 2 workers trying to move the pully machine for chest presses... they hadthe light half of it on a pallet jack. I put my water and hooks down to help. Try to leverage it so one guy can push the pallet jack more under it.......i pushed and lifted it a little.... And OUCH... my right trap got strained... WTF... Who has two thumbs and tried to use his Worn out Traps to lift a machine?<-----THIS GUY
Okay.... did my last set of Shrugs.... turned around to see 2 workers trying to move the pully machine for chest presses... they hadthe light half of it on a pallet jack. I put my water and hooks down to help. Try to leverage it so one guy can push the pallet jack more under it.......i pushed and lifted it a little.... And OUCH... my right trap got strained... WTF... Who has two thumbs and tried to use his Worn out Traps to lift a machine?<-----THIS GUY
JWBurns
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Ok I got one, this happened yesterday. I walk into the gym and head straight for the locker room to piss. In front of me is this dude, probably 5'7, 140lbs, with what seemed to be a 20lbs bag of Optimum Serious Mass in his hand. The damn bag was bigger than he was.
So I go take my piss, head to the sink to wash up, and what do I see? Same dude, his bag of Serious Mass, and a blender. That's right.. A full blown, plug into the wall, freaking blender.
He proceeds to whip up a shaker cup full of this mess, before heading out to lift. Come on bro, the whole bag and blender?
So I go take my piss, head to the sink to wash up, and what do I see? Same dude, his bag of Serious Mass, and a blender. That's right.. A full blown, plug into the wall, freaking blender.
He proceeds to whip up a shaker cup full of this mess, before heading out to lift. Come on bro, the whole bag and blender?
120lb around 5'6" guy pulled a "Mike the Situation" shirt pull up in the mirror yesturday.........
Tuesday- a Guy 6 inchs taller and atleast 70lbs heavier put 800lbs on Leg press Machine and did 3 reps @ 6 inches while I waited...I told him I wanted the machine. He had a shit eating grin asking of I wanted all 800lbs... I Told him I had to warm up....Set 4 I was Repping (real reps) 855 and got up and saw him looking @ me like I was crazy..... Le Douche
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Tuesday- a Guy 6 inchs taller and atleast 70lbs heavier put 800lbs on Leg press Machine and did 3 reps @ 6 inches while I waited...I told him I wanted the machine. He had a shit eating grin asking of I wanted all 800lbs... I Told him I had to warm up....Set 4 I was Repping (real reps) 855 and got up and saw him looking @ me like I was crazy..... Le Douche
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i love it... if and when i use the leg sled, i usually start off with about 5 or 6 plates per side for my warmup... its pretty funny to see the look on the bigger guys face when i catch him starting to pull plates off when he's done, and i ask him to leave them on so i can warmup...
ive come to the conclution that most of my generation, and even more and more of the younger ones are just getting lazier and lazier... not just in the gym, as i think people are so affraid to feel a little pain (and i dont mean the injury type) they never will reach their full potential... this applies to the outside world as well, work, as well as even what they do for recreation....
ive made a moron of myself a few times, but at least ive got up on my own and worked harder to overcome my shortcomings... doing box jumps 17 steps high and eating shit, picking them up and then making it a few times... and my classic move, the failed bench press that i roll down a bit and sit up with...
this has got to be one of my favorite threads on here though... whats funniest, is most of the stupid shit i see in the gym is either done by trainers or learned from them...
i swear there must be a shortage of chalk and hate in this world...
DaBangEm
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Three weeks ago I'm finishing up my workout on the pulleys. In my direction I can see the one of the two squat racks in the gym. Two guys were squatting. Well what they thought were squats.
So I notice they both have knee wraps and are get g psyched for their session. First guy goes, he has a decent build on him and next to his buddy pretty much looks like Fabio without the hair. He has 315 on the rack and gets under it gets it loose from the rack and his buddy spits him. He literally goes down about 4.5 - 6 inches. His buddy and him give each other high fives after his set. So the other guy is up. He gets under it, removes it from rack and his legs shake like he is being electrocuted before he can get one he has to stop and re rack it.
They both take what I'm assuming was a piss together in the locker room and finally come out. The bugger of the two puts two more Caddy's on. So he went 315 to 405? Easy step and he does the exact same reps, shitty depth and everything. They both proceed to high five again. What a fucking joke. Do people really think this will make them stronger? I just don't get it bit it's worth a laugh. Thank god for headphones so I didn't have to hear what I am certain was a moronic conversation.
So I notice they both have knee wraps and are get g psyched for their session. First guy goes, he has a decent build on him and next to his buddy pretty much looks like Fabio without the hair. He has 315 on the rack and gets under it gets it loose from the rack and his buddy spits him. He literally goes down about 4.5 - 6 inches. His buddy and him give each other high fives after his set. So the other guy is up. He gets under it, removes it from rack and his legs shake like he is being electrocuted before he can get one he has to stop and re rack it.
They both take what I'm assuming was a piss together in the locker room and finally come out. The bugger of the two puts two more Caddy's on. So he went 315 to 405? Easy step and he does the exact same reps, shitty depth and everything. They both proceed to high five again. What a fucking joke. Do people really think this will make them stronger? I just don't get it bit it's worth a laugh. Thank god for headphones so I didn't have to hear what I am certain was a moronic conversation.
