Morons at the gym (the official thread)...

[twenty47]

BUMP
been seeing a lot of smith machine curls lately... wtf is going on in this world...
also a rise in tag-team benching...

lol how is that possible?



i had a kid doing seated curls in the squat rack the other day and had to tell him to gtfo. i was like hey man are u actually using the rack bc im waiting to do squats and he shit himself.

 

[SpyWizard]

straight up..

someone leaves the bars loaded.. i dont' mind 90 lbs still on.. but
1 45
1 25
1 10

put that shit away when you are done.

I yell out .. "hey buddy, You done with this bar+??"

idiots..

 

[stevesmi]

only problem I can bitch about at my gym lately is the people who leave sweat everywhere and don't rack their weights.

 

[DaBangEm]

Had to post something in this thread so I can have it stored. Love gym idiots. This one gets a bump from me.

 

[DaBangEm]

straight up..

someone leaves the bars loaded.. i dont' mind 90 lbs still on.. but
1 45
1 25
1 10

put that shit away when you are done.

I yell out .. "hey buddy, You done with this bar+??"

idiots..

What I don't get is, is this really the place to cut corners and be lazy? Because that's exactly what it is. I started a thread similar to this one before I knew it existed about lazy people at the gym. It's like having an escalator instead of stairs to come in. Or those people that fight for front row parking at the gym. Really? WTF?

 

[EarthRider]

straight up..

someone leaves the bars loaded.. i dont' mind 90 lbs still on.. but
1 45
1 25
1 10

put that shit away when you are done.

I yell out .. "hey buddy, You done with this bar+??"

idiots..

This bro

Pisses me off when guys leave little shit on stuff. Like the leg press they will leave 25,10. Or the squat rack bar will have 10's on it. Pisses me off when i have to clean peoples shit up. Doesn't make sense why guys are lazy asshats at a gym. I do the same thing, and call peope out if I know they were using it.

OH then the other day there is this old guy at our gym who thinks he is king shit. Every time I am at the gym he is there also. Well he will super set 3-4 different workouts, but take forever to get back to stuff. He held up the preacher curl for over 20 minutes.

 

[DaBangEm]

You're telling me there's no one at your gym that does stupid shit like this? Morons are everywhere, the percentages say there has to be at least one of these people at your gym.

Hey if you don't see "that guy" at your gym. That means you are that guy. It's like the fish at the poker table. If you can't spot him, you are "him".

 

[conundrum]

You mean there are others in the gym during your training sessions ...

I must be doing something wrong ! I've been so focused on my own progress i must have forgot to look around .. lol

Fuckin' awesome. I love it. Cuz I'm the same way...Fuckin' love it!

 

[LightWeight918]

That reminds me of the invention I was thinking about while watching this moron do these 1/2 motion superset curls on the squat rack. Why not make an actual thing called a curl rack? It would be 2 poles sticking up to about thigh level with some braces to hold the bar for them. Of course it would bea huge waste fo space but I bet the body builder morons would buy them up like mad, especially if you geve it some stupid name like the super duper bicept rack.

He was prolly doin 21's.. Those are pretty good for biceps actually. Just sayin

 

[BBR100]

Just to let you all know, I was the moron in this situation but its priceless and I have to share it.

So there was this big dude in the gym doing his incline bench while I was just finishing up on my floor press. It was late in my workout and I was sweating profusely, like I had to go over to the paper towels between every set to wipe my face off. This guy comes over to me between one of my sets and asks me for a spot and I said sure. So I stand on the spotting platform behind the bench and give him his liftoff, my face looming over his. Probably 3 drops of sweat come off my forehead and land right in his eyes, he didnt say anything but just kind of blinked, he was more focused on the heavy weight. So one he starts struggling I get over the bar again and more of my sweat landed in his eyes, I kept as straight of a face as possible as he slowly pushed his last rep up without a problem whilst my sweat landed directly on his face. As soon as he racks it I apologize mutiple times but he kind of just gets up and storms off. I felt like a complete Ahole but there was'nt much I could do, despite this I thought it was hilarious.

true or not. that's hilarious!