Morons at the gym (the official thread)...

[J Nicholas]

I moved to a real redneck town from the city to expand my horizons. What a huge mistake that turned out to be. Anyway, we just got a brand new gym much closer to home and I'm just stunned at how all the necks seem to be clones of one another. They're all obsessed with looking at themselves in the mirrors. Hey dickfuck, you wanna know what you look like? You look exactly the same way you looked less than 5 seconds ago, which was the last time you checked. It seems like they cant be pulled away from staring at themselves long enough to do a set of anything. Fatasses. Imaginary lat syndrome....you think you've seen it? You haven't seen shit. It also seems that everyone just trains chest.......over.....and over.......and over. Douche bags. It's just like high school, only without any hot chicks to have sex with. I try to look on the bright side.....SQUAT RACK IS ALWAYS OPEN!! I know for a fact that I'm the only guy who trains legs. I must be some kind of mad scientist. It's a very fearful community. As the only serious lifter, I am stared at as if I were eating babies. I'll bet that if I told somebody here that I actually was eating babies, they'd be, like "I knew it!". 100% dipshits. Thank god for earbuds. Anyone wanna buy a house?

 

[moya]

I moved to a real redneck town from the city to expand my horizons. What a huge mistake that turned out to be. Anyway, we just got a brand new gym much closer to home and I'm just stunned at how all the necks seem to be clones of one another. They're all obsessed with looking at themselves in the mirrors. Hey dickfuck, you wanna know what you look like? You look exactly the same way you looked less than 5 seconds ago, which was the last time you checked. It seems like they cant be pulled away from staring at themselves long enough to do a set of anything. Fatasses. Imaginary lat syndrome....you think you've seen it? You haven't seen shit. It also seems that everyone just trains chest.......over.....and over.......and over. Douche bags. It's just like high school, only without any hot chicks to have sex with. I try to look on the bright side.....SQUAT RACK IS ALWAYS OPEN!! I know for a fact that I'm the only guy who trains legs. I must be some kind of mad scientist. It's a very fearful community. As the only serious lifter, I am stared at as if I were eating babies. I'll bet that if I told somebody here that I actually was eating babies, they'd be, like "I knew it!". 100% dipshits. Thank god for earbuds. Anyone wanna buy a house?

i want out of this town too!...

 

[psizzle_8]

I moved to a real redneck town from the city to expand my horizons. What a huge mistake that turned out to be. Anyway, we just got a brand new gym much closer to home and I'm just stunned at how all the necks seem to be clones of one another. They're all obsessed with looking at themselves in the mirrors. Hey dickfuck, you wanna know what you look like? You look exactly the same way you looked less than 5 seconds ago, which was the last time you checked. It seems like they cant be pulled away from staring at themselves long enough to do a set of anything. Fatasses. Imaginary lat syndrome....you think you've seen it? You haven't seen shit. It also seems that everyone just trains chest.......over.....and over.......and over. Douche bags. It's just like high school, only without any hot chicks to have sex with. I try to look on the bright side.....SQUAT RACK IS ALWAYS OPEN!! I know for a fact that I'm the only guy who trains legs. I must be some kind of mad scientist. It's a very fearful community. As the only serious lifter, I am stared at as if I were eating babies. I'll bet that if I told somebody here that I actually was eating babies, they'd be, like "I knew it!". 100% dipshits. Thank god for earbuds. Anyone wanna buy a house?

This post cracked my sh!t UP. hahaha

 

[stevesmi]

come on guys so if you workout in LA or NYC you are telling me there aren't trashy people there too?

i think its important not to be so fast to judge people.. there used to be this R**NECK at my gym with this huge gut that looked like he had some kind of nerve disorder and I would avoid him like the plague. well one day he needed a spot so i helped him out and it turned out he was a nice guy (albeit weird), he also would spot me as well. now we are good friends at the gym and we depend and trust each other spotting. he is one of the few guys i would ever trust to spot me and i've got his back too.

so don't let first impressions dictate how you feel about other people. i'm sure when you've started a new job someone rubbed you the wrong way or you thought "man this guy is an idiot" and then a few months later that person becomes a good friend. it seems to always happen with me.

 

[Rebecca D]

This may have already been said, but the overweight personal trainer.

RD

 

[psizzle_8]

This may have already been said, but the overweight personal trainer.

RD

For sure. There is an alpha douche that trains at the rec center on campus...I know his ex, she told me he juices. He has big-ish arms but no definition in them...lovehandles...and no legs. My forearms are probably bigger than his calves lolol. Being a trainer myself, I watch and critique him and the way he trains his clients...WRONG WRONG WRONG. he trained the same few overweight women all semester and NONE have changed in the slightest. All he does is check himself out in the mirror the whole time. What he's checking out, no clue. But yes...he's what I call...an alpha douche.

 

[coreygb]

4 guys sharing a bench all doing curls. Or similarly, 4 guys using two benches to face each other in a little social circle while...You guessed it - doing curls.

 

[jmat2407]

This may have already been said, but the overweight personal trainer.

RD

Not many of those but we do have a shit ton of personal trainers that have the Jonny Bravo physique going on. Aka huge upper body but no legs to support it.

 

[burnthiscorpse]

I moved to a real redneck town from the city to expand my horizons. What a huge mistake that turned out to be. Anyway, we just got a brand new gym much closer to home and I'm just stunned at how all the necks seem to be clones of one another. They're all obsessed with looking at themselves in the mirrors. Hey dickfuck, you wanna know what you look like? You look exactly the same way you looked less than 5 seconds ago, which was the last time you checked. It seems like they cant be pulled away from staring at themselves long enough to do a set of anything. Fatasses. Imaginary lat syndrome....you think you've seen it? You haven't seen shit. It also seems that everyone just trains chest.......over.....and over.......and over. Douche bags. It's just like high school, only without any hot chicks to have sex with. I try to look on the bright side.....SQUAT RACK IS ALWAYS OPEN!! I know for a fact that I'm the only guy who trains legs. I must be some kind of mad scientist. It's a very fearful community. As the only serious lifter, I am stared at as if I were eating babies. I'll bet that if I told somebody here that I actually was eating babies, they'd be, like "I knew it!". 100% dipshits. Thank god for earbuds. Anyone wanna buy a house?

OMFG I love it. Yes....I have seen those guys!!

I also enjoy this....
I havnt been able to train for over 8 mos due to shoulder issues that are finally being addressed (yay). I decided its time to stop being a fat fuck and at least get back to cardio and drop some lard off my ass. So I go back to my gym 8+ mos. later and see a ton of the same faces. Same "stick my chest out" guys with the same poor form not one of them has changed their physical appearance AT ALL!!! Same fat ladies going 1.5 mph on the eliptical(sp)that look exactly the same and havn't dropped even a half a pound. Pssst....hey tubby....you cant do walking speed no impact cardio then go home and eat an entire box of ho ho's and lose weight.
Have I changed in 8 mos.? Yep...I got fat. I also lost 11 lbs in my first 14 days back. I have just spent 5 days of hell moving to a new house eating pizza every day out of convenience and will be back at it in a day or 2.
Bless these worthless pathetic turd piles because...well....they keep the gym in business for the 3 or 4 people that are actually serious aboutn what they go there for.

Theres an old Hercules gym about 35 miles from me that I would love to go to when I can train again. Dungeon style gym with old school equipment and some functional new stuff. Chalk is allowed!! Full of power lifters and meat heads. But its a bit out of the way for now.

 

[brownbrown]

LOL.... ILS= Imaginary lat syndrome !!!!! gotta love it....

Any guys ever catch guys exsessively watching you workout from your reflection in the mirror? Quit watching me like i cant see you and work out weirdo..... Creepy shit.... (Psizzle excluded a lot of guys always do that to the ladies)