More info about where my neighbor and her tits work..

[AAP]

touch them shits dood. touch em good. real good.

Dude.. don't tempt me. I swear. If these babies have this effect on me, you straight boys would be falling into comas.

These are just so naturally perfect. I am seriously thinking of using the ol' "Haulover Beach" trick in order to see them.

 

[Y_lifter]

Now that she knows that you aren't gay, she probably won't mind you
taking a few pictures of her in various stages of undress, depravity and debauchery..

 

[milo hobgoblin]

okay now Im totally confused... I always thought gay guys were completely unfazed by things like huge tits.

 

[AAP]

okay now Im totally confused... I always thought gay guys were completely unfazed by things like huge tits.

Sort of like straight men gazing at big cocks.

 

[Beachbum1546]

Unlike most heteros who look like they have been hit in the face with shoo fly pie for about 3 minutes as their brain digests that little tid bit, she was unfazed. She was "oh well.. I mean, ... ok. Kewl."

i love witty fags.

 

[Yarg!]

i have this plan where i m gonna pretend to be gay and feel up womens tits. theyll think im a friend and well have loads of fun. then ill be like "hey u wanan fuck? i mean, im gay, but i wanna see what it would be like to fuck a girl just once. its not gonna mean much cuz im gay- just to experiment". and shell prolly say yes, and BAM! im in.

 

[AAP]

i have this plan where i m gonna pretend to be gay and feel up womens tits. theyll think im a friend and well have loads of fun. then ill be like "hey u wanan fuck? i mean, im gay, but i wanna see what it would be like to fuck a girl just once. its not gonna mean much cuz im gay- just to experiment". and shell prolly say yes, and BAM! im in.

Dude, get you gig. I got this shit patented.

 

[canadianhitman]

AAP, you gotta put the moves on this chick. Oil those bad boys up and titty-fuck her.

 

[Wynn]

It's infant programming. All babies know instantly where the milk is. That stays with us ever since. When guys see huge round breasts we stop and stare.