Monica Brandt kicked me off the Precor at the gym on Friday

[jack sparrow]

He takes me off autopilot late on Sunday evening depending on sales.

digger isn't your best salesman....I'm just sayin'

 

[George Spellwin]

damn i bet leo picks up all the hotties in there.

start dropping your name up in there in get your respect.

It is crazy when Leo trains - he works out with a friend, a trainer, and a bodyguard. And this gym is not even crowded ever! It's as if he's afraid Susan's gonna mess with him as he works out. Like there are usually 5 to 8 of us there at any one time. They banned cell phones in the locker room because of the cameras on them.

 

[jack sparrow]

Just gimme the Crawford booger rag bro...

 

[George Spellwin]

Is Susan Sarandon's tits as saggy as they seem in the movies?

She always works with a trainer at the same time on Monday and Wednesday. She is very nice, looks great, and trains very hard. When she leaves the gym, she always wears a hat, sunglasses, and overcoat.

 

[George Spellwin]

If Cindy Crawford ever works out at your gym, and leaves a sweaty rag with boogers on it, put it in a ziplock and mail it to me....I'll buy everyone on the site plat for a week.

Deal!

 

[Raptorex]

She is very nice, looks great, and trains very hard.

About the saggy tits?

 

[George Spellwin]

digger isn't your best salesman....I'm just sayin'

I know, but you gotta love him and he means well.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

This is a true story.

Ok, so I was at the gym on Friday and I was using the Precor to warm up. Well, out of the blue, in comes Monica Brandt and her 15 person entourage and they start doing this photo shoot of her while I'm trying to warm up.

First they cover her in pancake - I mean covered! Then she gets changed into pink hot pants (the kind where half her derriere hangs out the bottom) and a bikini top. Very sexy.

One of the photographers or one of her handlers decides that they want to shoot her on the Percor, and the gym has only two, and Monica wants to use mine! So they come up to me and tell me that I've got to get off the Precor so they can photograph Monica. And I'm like, "Monica, don't you know who I am?"

Nope, she claims she never heard of me! Can you believe it? How humbling

She looked really, really hot. Toned, tanned, fit, and her face, although still a little too thin for my taste looked better than it has recently. When you read this Monica, and I know you come here, just remember, you know I love you!

And guys, if you're really, really good, I'll post some exclusive Monica pics that Alex Ardenti sent me from a shoot he did of her. Yum.

George send the pics my way

Along with all your karma thanks.

 

[jack sparrow]

I know, but you gotta love him and he means well.

Digger is sharp as a tack. Does he ever laugh?

 

[spongebob]

Digger is sharp as a tack. Does he ever laugh?

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