Men..What not to do with a woman......

[H_T_]

I didnt say that I dont like to have my earlobes licked, or sucked on even gently bitten, the tip of the tongue on the outside of my ear at the end of a nice long lick beginning at that area at the base of my neck that isnt clearly neck or shoulder....

I said DONT FUCKING STICK YOUR WHOLE GODDAMNED TONGUE INTO MY EAR! THAT IS CALLED A WET WILLY NEVER EVER EVER TO BE CONSIDERED PART OF FOREPLAY.

And as for men and nipples. I had two lovers that couldnt orgasm unless I was playing with their nipples.

i, uh, can't argue right now. i just had sex at work.

 

[CAB10]

pretty broad statements. Too bad it only applies to some women and not all. Any time someone posts "rules for women" you can bet that it'll only apply sometimes. Rules for men - that's a another story.

 

[Bikini Mod]

i, uh, can't argue right now. i just had sex at work.

Rubbing one out while reading my posts and/or viewing my pics does not count as sex regardless of where your computer is located at the time.

Kthanxbye

 

[H_T_]

Rubbing one out while reading my posts and/or viewing my pics does not count as sex regardless of where your computer is located at the time.

Kthanxbye

you'd be in horror if you saw who i littered my apartment walls with. i built a literal shrine for you.

 

[Wulfgar]

You want me......

you couldnt handle this

 

[Gymgurl]

Rubbing one out while reading my posts and/or viewing my pics does not count as sex regardless of where your computer is located at the time.

Kthanxbye

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[H_T_]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

she doesn't know how good it can get. i'd even cut holes in the bag so she could see.

 

[Gymgurl]

Lololol....