40 Mistakes Men Make During Sex...

[SheDragon]

Thank you for this thread, Sassy.. it's a relief to read everything I felt ..

especially #1, #7
ESPECIALLY, ESPECIALLY #20
not enough of #14
i dont mind #24 actually
#38 sucks and its just SELFISH!

 

[musclemom]

I don't rely on anything.

I don't have 50 cents worth of porn at my main house.

Who the hell are you anyway?

Me thinks the man doth protest too much ... I have WAY more than $.50 worth of porn at my house and I'm very happily married.

Asshole.

Go spank your monkey, slappy.

 

[musclemom]

Thank you for this thread, Sassy.. it's a relief to read everything I felt ..

especially #1, #7
ESPECIALLY, ESPECIALLY #20
not enough of #14
i dont mind #24 actually
#38 sucks and its just SELFISH!

Now I gotta go back to the post and read it against SheDragon's list

 

[SheDragon]

Now I gotta go back to the post and read it against SheDragon's list [/QUOT

LOL...its frustrating dammit!

 

[musclemom]

Then why do they do it themselves? How can you even stroke, caress, or smooth them when she is bouncing on top of you? either you grab them or you don´t touch them. It doesn´t hurt.

I fucking knew if I said something you'd freaking get defensive, you're damned predictable boy.

Hiat, one question? How many women have you had sex with ?

 

[Tommahawk]

http://www.pkmz.com/upload/uploads/d2abb159dd.htm

Mistakes people make during their lives.

 

[Destroyer1986*]

I fucking knew if I said something you'd freaking get defensive, you're damned predictable boy.

Hiat, one question? How many women have you had sex with ?

How many men have you had sex with?

 

[immortalis]

1) When your man comes home from work, dont begin telling him how bad your day went and continue to blabber on how difficult your life is....

Inhibitor

I use to laugh at one of my past live in lovers ( past for a reason ) she would PMS about nothing and bitch just to hear herself whine and then afterwards want to climb into bed and make love ....

yup ... i'd tell her go fuck herself , you want to bitch and whine all night long at me becasue your PMSing then expect me to climb into bed and screw you ... Well hell ya baby , that side of you really turns me on .

I swear to god.


Im so low maintenance, its rediculas. I bust my ass in all aspects of my life. I wake up at 4:30am... I work from 6am-3pm. I workout from 3-4:30pm. I come home, and after my long ass day, the LAST thing I want to do is come home and hear how bad your life is.

Now, this doesnt apply to all women im sure. In fact, it probably only applies to a small fraction of women. But my wife currently is not working. So she sits at home bored all day, and then takes it out on me whenever I get home.

Usually when I get home... I most likely have some desire to get some. Thats just the way guys are. However, within 1 minute of stepping foot in my house and seeing my wifes body-language, observing her overall pissy attitude, or hearing her whine about this and that... it takes my sex drive through the fuckin floor. Its like Ive been on Deca for 40 straight weeks. The LAST thing I wanna do is have sex.

Im sorry that you sit at home and do nothing while im out busting my ass from sun-up to sun-down.... really, i am. But guess what... im DONE with my day when I get home. I dont want to sit here and have a second job by having to console you for literally no reason at all.

I dont know what it is about my wife, but i swear its like we are on opposite wave lengths a lot. She will wait until its 11pm (usually im damn near asleep by then cause I get up so early)... and we may have smoked a couple of blunts, maybe popped a xanax and had a glass of wine or two... and then she will hint around like she wants some action.

WTF?! Why the fuck do you wait until I have been through hell all day, come home and had to put up with your whining ass all evening, wait until its LATE AS HELL and you know im fuckin wore out... to then try and turn up the sensuality? Get the fuck outta my face *rolls over*.

Look... Im a simple man. If my wife is happy, im happy. If shes not happy, it makes me miserable. Its that simple. You want me happy? Just dont bitch, piss and moan about everything under the sun and i will be the model husband you thought you never would have.

Boy, i hope you women dont rip me apart for this one....

 

[Longhorn85]

Sounds like these were written by a woman who is under the false assumption that most men care what their sexual partner wants.
























(disclaimer: I am one of the men who do care )

 

[cyrex]

I see absolutely nothing wrong with 40 . . .
you saying you only say "Thank you" at a soup kitchen?
just because its a waiter's job, doesn't mean you shouldn't say "Thank You" when they refill your drink.