Men..What not to do with a woman......

[Gymgurl]

Don't Be Unprepared

Cover your stump before you hump. 'Nuff said.




Don't Take Your Pants Off First

A naked man with his socks on is not a pretty site.




Don't Squeeze Her Breasts

Touch, fondle, caress, cup, stroke, pat. DO NOT grab, grip, squash, twist, pull, or clench. Save the rough treatment for a stress ball.

 

[Gymgurl]

Don't Go Too Fast

If it feels as though foreplay has gone on long enough, it hasn't. Spend as much time as you think is humanly possible on foreplay, then keep it up for another twenty minutes. That might be enough.


Don't Caress In Straight Lines

Tactile sensations are better when a touch is unexpected. A caress in a straight line is predictable and not as powerful. Move your hands in erratic patterns as you touch her.


Don't Grab Her Head

Most women do not like having their face pushed into a pillow, hair pulled like a rope, or ears gripped while their giving you head. Go figure, they're funny that way.


Don't Stop For A Break

A lot of men like a little break in tempo and pace while they're making love. Most women prefer a steady approach. If you stop just before she comes there is a good chance she won't come at all. Keep it up, whatever you're doing (licking, stroking, fucking) and don't change the tempo.

 

[Gymgurl]

Don't Make Her Do Yoga

If a woman wants to put her legs behind her ears she'll do it herself, she doesn't need any help. Pulling tendons is not sexy, it hurts.


Don't Put All Your Weight On Her

Men weigh a lot more than women and usually don't realize how heavy they are. Don't squish her.



Don't Ask If She Has Come

We'll let you in on a little secret here: if you have to ask, she didn't.



Don't Thank Her

Sex is a mutual experience; it's very likely that she didn't have sex with you out of pity (women don't do that). You might thank a prostitute for a job well done, don't thank a lover.

 

[Cutiebaby]

I agree men who are naked with nothing but socks on are funny looking!

 

[Ilk]

Good one GG!! Spot on!

 

[Gymgurl]

I like the socks one lol

 

[Ilk]

What about sticking their tongue in your ear hole.. Not in a nice nibble nibble way.. But full on.. I pushed my ex off me for doing that.. I was so mad, It was disgusting.. I was like.. Never do that again! UGH!!!!

 

[Gymgurl]

Lololololol...

 

[PBR]

copy/paste....

But GG, what happens if SHE wants me to wear socks?

 

[H_T_]

i will do whatever i fucking feel like. i'm not there to pass a fucking test. i'm there to beast fuck a bitch. you might even get punched in the nose. or drop kicked.